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- http://twitpic.com/apfkj - This is for you, @LauralKGW.5:05 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic
- http://twitpic.com/ap6kj - This is for you, @LauralKGW.4:03 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic
- .@EricDSnider Oh no--a film geek getting all worked up about spelling errors and twatting empty threats of fisticuffs? Whatever shall I do?3:21 PM Jul 17th from web
- http://twitpic.com/aorrk - This is for you, @LauralKGW.2:19 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic
- The Mercury's giving away tickets to an outdoor screening of the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup! Your grandma will love it! http://bit.ly/XZL1U1:36 PM Jul 15th from web
- Check out what you DIDN'T miss at last night's impromptu Dave Chappelle performance. http://tinyurl.com/lcnuh2 (The smart ones stayed home.)12:04 PM Jul 15th from web
- Dave Chappelle doing a late night standup gig tonight in PDX? The latest in baseless internet rumors here! http://tinyurl.com/km4cvg6:16 PM Jul 14th from web
- Win tickets to see The Decemberists; afterward, promise you'll make something of your life. http://bit.ly/2SsN0 And cut your hair.2:02 PM Jul 14th from web
- "Portland Poops Now Musical Festival" announces lineup of bands you've never heard of. WHERE'S NEIL DIAMOND, JACKASSES? http://bit.ly/WqG6M2:04 PM Jul 13th from web
- Win tickets to see Tori Amos! ("Isn't it Ironic?") http://bit.ly/LrfTI Wait… that's Alanis Morissette. Whatever. Same diff.2:59 PM Jul 10th from web
- In a pathetic attempt to win friends, here's a ticket giveaway to see something called Azure Ray, whatever that is. http://bit.ly/F20Ek1:44 PM Jul 9th from web
- Speaking of white liberal guilt, win a pair of tickets to Dead Prez. You know there is no "z" in that word, right? http://bit.ly/3241gn7:22 PM Jul 8th from web
- City council votes 5-0 to rename 39th Ave. after Cesar Chavez. http://tinyurl.com/nju3mw Another win for white liberal guilt! YAY!3:23 PM Jul 8th from web
- Corey Feldman attends Michael Jackson's memorial dressed as Michael Jackson. http://tinyurl.com/moxkp6 Wait… WHAT?!??3:22 PM Jul 7th from web
- Will the "Recall Sam" campaign succeed? Vote in Blogtown's highly scientific* poll. http://tinyurl.com/ntvvrk
*Not scientific in the least.2:28 PM Jul 7th from web
- Blogtown compiles the absolute WORST Michael Jackson songs ever—and believe me, it's just the tip of the iceberg. http://tinyurl.com/nwt9s811:41 AM Jul 7th from web
- Breaking: Sarah Palin resigns as governor; vows to remain a blithering imbecile. http://tinyurl.com/mdyp3u3:41 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Great, that's exactly what we need downtown: a 250 ft. tall Star Trek dildo. http://tinyurl.com/m272762:11 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Portland gets a new streetcar; politicians get a new reason to give each other handjobs. http://tinyurl.com/mv6rrt12:56 PM Jul 1st from web
- "That's SENATOR Al Franken to you!" http://tinyurl.com/m9wjyr2:50 PM Jun 30th from web
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- Name Frank Cassano
- Location Portland, Oregon
- Web http://blogtown.p...
- Bio Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.
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