porrothecat
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I declare crust on pumpkin pie & cheesecake a waste of time. Bake filling in ramekins instead. Eat. Perfect.
about 6 hours ago
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How does one lose her favorite pair of tights when she only dresses/undresses in the same place?
3:46 PM Nov 21st
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At my desk at work. Suddenly at ant crawls down my neck. Shudder.
1:39 PM Nov 17th
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I was just caught daydreaming! In a meeting full of bigwigs! Hopefully my recovery was quick.
2:45 PM Nov 16th
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Vodka bottle in the freezer: nothing. Wine bottle in the freezer: KABOOM
10:12 AM Nov 15th
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Just found stash of chocolate from last weekend's party! Suddenly this is a good day.
11:37 AM Nov 6th
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Most cutting insult I just delivered to my cat: you big baloney head. Watch out, world. I am mean!
5:30 AM Nov 5th
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You know, I really like dressing as Adam Ant. I could do this every day!
5:52 PM Oct 31st
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Dang, Honeycrisp apples, where have you been all my life? New favorite. Sorry, Fuji. We'll still be friends.
1:05 PM Oct 30th
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Most people already know, but I just found out that if food is too hot to hold in your hand, it's REALLY too hot to put in your mouth.
1:31 PM Oct 28th
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Sorry for being a whiny vegetarian, but omg surprise chicken in my veggie burrito! 3 chunks!
1:42 PM Oct 26th
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We're going to Disneyland! Right now!
2:38 PM Oct 25th
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When you own a pickup truck you find that people like to throw trash in the back. Like a grody pair of thong underpants.
10:05 AM Oct 25th
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I'm at a rave! Wait, I'm supposed to be at work. No, this is definitely a rave. The music! OONTZ OONTZ. I need a glowstick.
1:54 PM Oct 23rd
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DISCOVERY: my cat's feet smell like popcorn.
6:33 AM Oct 22nd
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Costume party tonight. I'm Adam Ant and Alex is Prince! In a purple cape, of course.
1:07 PM Oct 17th
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Los Angeles traffic: thankfully not a part of my daily life.
7:03 PM Oct 7th
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Thank you, southern california, for letting me year a jacket today. Even though it's already too warm for it.
8:43 AM Sep 29th
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Just spent 30 min unpicking a seam it took 30 sec to sew. One day I'll learn to not suck.
1:12 PM Sep 26th
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7am beach run! I love early mornings before the oppressive heat settles in.
7:06 AM Sep 26th
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- Name Kelley
- Location California
- Web http://porrotheca...
- Bio Nobody I know in real life uses Twitter.
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