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  1. Just received an email entitled "Enlarge Your Unit For under $6."
  2. Had a nightmare that I was back in my previous job. So happy when I woke up.
  3. @jenspeaks MJ's final resting place.
  4. Isn't a golden casket also known as a sarcophagus?
  5. Once the crown jewel, the state of California is now dragging the entire country down. Thanks Ahnold.
  6. Speaking of giant blue p3nis, when does Watchmen come out on DVD?
  7. @Hirp Cause that's where she keeps her meth.
  8. @Hirp Good call!
  9. @Hirp Sorely missed. They should have had him voice an Autobot.
  10. How long has it been since we've been without a Will Smith movie on the 4th of July weekend?
  11. Definitely more torn-up about Steve McNairs death than MJ's.
  12. @Hirp Too bad the script didn't represent.
  13. Wondering what the re-sale market will be like for the freakshow at the Staples Center.
  14. Obtaining the entire discography from The Clash = minor redemption for eMusic.com.
  15. @Hirp Only on TV. You da' man.
  16. @Hirp You're a better husband than I.
  17. @Hirp And Sex & the City was a fluke.
  18. Okay CNN, enough with the f'ing Michael Jackson updates. Ed McMahon didn't get this kind of attention.
  19. @hirp Better than I expected.
  20. Heading off the grid.