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  1. Extrafragrant luxury. Extravagrant.
  2. This was influenced by my knowing that @AlisonLKent lived there (Spain, that is, not pain, though that may be true too).
  3. Misread "culturally acceptable levels of tolerance for pain" as "culturally acceptable levels of tolerance for Spain."
  4. "Some of my worst friends are black" is change I can believe in.
  5. @kitabet Hearts and minds are there for the winning. So gutted to miss this.
  6. To receive books in the morning post is to be reminded of the extravagant luxury possible in this life.
  7. Do not, however, be fooled by the ribald aperçus. There's more to me than eyes the meat.
  8. @collapsedlight Well played sir.
  9. Still unconvinced by the "lists" feature, but thinking of making a "bucket list": all the people I want to do before I die.
  10. @kitabet Oh sweet Jesus. I'll be sorry to miss that. Who's going to play his accomodating Pakistani consort?
  11. "Pakistan's army teetering on the brink" as "Pakistan's army tweetering on the brink."
  12. @purelynarcotic I think I may have crossed the line there. I await the mass unfollows.
  13. I have Jewish friends. Twitter has a "list" feature. How long before I get the cease and desist from Spielberg's lawyers?
  14. Pretty fucking fantastic, right? And it won't cost me one motherfucking dime.
  15. Finally decided to be something really scary for Halloween: an opinionated and foul-mouthed African writer.
  16. Some of my best blacks are friends.
  17. I don't get people who don't get hip-hop.
  18. The important thing in life is to be *for* something. I'm pro-crastination.
  19. I'm not talented. I'm frightened.
  20. What some people call talent I call a pathological fear of being crap.