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  1. RT @steveagee: In honor of Thanksgiving this week, here's a video of me masturbating on Thanksgiving. http://bit.ly/4o1a5j -love the fat pr 3:54 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  2. @steveagee yeah but you fucking broke it an hour after you gave it to me and now i obviously need another 10:52 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to steveagee
  3. http://twitpic.com/qrw2b - I cannot meet you in the pub tonight because i have to buy one of these 10:39 AM Nov 24th from TwitPic
  4. http://twitpic.com/qnng9 - Tom Baker mask 10:38 AM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  5. http://twitpic.com/qdyli - I'm off out. But look who's back! 10:31 AM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  6. Whenever Nigella Lawson's name is mentioned i immediately think of Russ Meyer 4:59 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  7. apologies 4:27 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  8. http://twitpic.com/q0ay6 - 10:41 AM Nov 18th from TwitPic
  9. Would all couples who ignore each other whilst reading 'the papers' in pubs remain at home and leave that space for dedicated boozers 5:48 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  10. i know it's childish, i know it's base but it does make me laugh http://bit.ly/3kdHb3 8:34 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  11. http://twitpic.com/p4e92 - 8:58 AM Nov 11th from TwitPic
  12. the kids were terrified, the dog ran off and I'm stuck to the chair 2:04 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  13. just watched paranormal activity - i wasn't ready for that 1:41 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  14. @peterdickson Woh There 7:51 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  15. Click here http://bit.ly/46zEG1 to download my latest podcast x 3:31 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  16. My new podcast 'Live From Feeling Gloomy' feat. McCartney interview is on itunes now! http://bit.ly/46zEG1 8:17 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  17. http://twitpic.com/o8pm6 - 6:31 AM Nov 4th from TwitPic
  18. http://twitpic.com/o8jf2 - Assistance please. 1) Where was this taken? 2) Who are these people? 5:21 AM Nov 4th from TwitPic
  19. http://twitpic.com/o4utf - Thanks to all. So helpful and so as a token of my gratitude here is a pic that will excite everyone x 8:06 AM Nov 3rd from TwitPic
  20. http://twitpic.com/o46d0 - I'm also really, i mean really after one of these. Anyone know of one or about to sell their own? 3:11 AM Nov 3rd from TwitPic