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  1. CHUCK BASS! GET THEE TO REFORM SCHOOL! 6:41 PM Jan 12th from txt
  2. 'Hungry is a lifestyle, Chris.' Ok, Amy. 3:12 PM Jan 9th from txt
  3. gay bar woooo!!! 8:19 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from txt
  4. I'm in cloverdale. I pretty much hate my whole life. 9:27 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from txt
  5. EVERYONE: it will be OK. 10:11 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from txt
  6. Hampton Inn, suite 213 - that's where the magic happens. They should shut the blinds, probably. 6:09 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from txt
  7. I love that damn dog. 9:25 AM Dec 14th, 2008 from txt
  8. I, uh, am confused. And I need a nap. 7:57 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  9. @pandaeyes YAAAAAY! 5:04 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from txt in reply to pandaeyes
  10. confused. 10:22 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from txt
  11. 'I'd knock you up so hard... you'd have triplets.' 2:35 PM Nov 16th, 2008 from txt
  12. I just hid in a basement for two hours, the had the SWAT team handcuff me and put my face in the dirt. WEIRD. 11:39 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from txt
  13. of interest- my friends all coo over my ring, amy's friends all tell me it's fake. 8:51 AM Nov 9th, 2008 from txt
  14. @panda0eyes I got a really cute coat at Target for under fifty bucks. Also - Goodwill! 3:41 AM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to panda0eyes
  15. arrrrgh, 7 and a half more hours. 3:40 AM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
  16. just sitting in my car, sobbing, listening to NPR. I heart America. 6:17 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
  17. towel with dogs posing in front of the US flag, FTW, sign me up. 7:17 AM Nov 2nd, 2008 from txt
  18. chewy! 6:37 PM Nov 1st, 2008 from txt
  19. @iwilleatyourcat thanks. 3:27 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from txt in reply to iwilleatyourcat
  20. @theprokaryote GUINEASAURUS!!!!! 7:08 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to gregawoods