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  1. This lady doesn't need her house cleaned, she needs a psychiatrist. #hoarders
  2. @sexontheflag Er, I missed your tweet, that is. I managed to stay awake for the show. :-)
  3. @sexontheflag Sorry I missed this, it airs from 10 to 11 on A&E.
  4. New season of 'Hoarders' tonight, if I can stay awake for the damn thing.
  5. @foxbaby Glad to hear your dad is doing okay.
  6. I'd retweet that one a dozen times if I didn't think it'd get annoying after a very short time.
  7. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Stupider" and "Stupidest" are not words, but can be used when describing Internet message board comments.
  8. Looks like she's already perfected her "Oh my, the paparazzi is here, where did you come from?" pose already. God bless America.
  9. Wow, could Tiger Woods' alleged other woman look any more like a stereotypical "other woman"? http://tinyurl.com/yeafcua
  10. @nathanrabin I've learned from the 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' trailer that I really do loathe Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker.
  11. Amusing. Also spotted "fuck," "shit" and "damn" in there. I must do something about this potty mouth of mine.
  12. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: people, trending, arealwife - http://w33.us/3u7d
  13. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Satellite Radio" is a trademark. The generic term is "Radio! From! Spaaaaaaaace!"
  14. On that note, I should probably stay off this thing today and just focus on work, because I'm in one wicked bitch of a mood.
  15. So I assume that from this point whenever any celebrity gets into a minor car accident it will be treated as top news for 3 days straight.
  16. Watching 'Return of the Jedi.' Lost count what number viewing this is.
  17. @rinygrin Possibly, but she also has a bit of that yodeling thing going on.
  18. Great body aside, Shakira sounds like a damn goat when she sings.
  19. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets - http://w33.us/23y
  20. You know, back when Comedy Central didn't eat it raw.