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darylcognito
It's saturday not hockey season so canadians are well you know, so people remember the condoms.
07:14 PM July 12, 2008
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Chealion
Having the GPS track me in the Maps application as I travel on the C-Train is freaking awesome. 3G : wireless :: wireless : wired.
06:30 PM July 11, 2008
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diablocody
Breakfast today will be Red Bull and feelings of inadequacy.
10:00 AM June 26, 2008
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strutting
I'm excited it's warm enough to wear shorts. Now I can connect with other MacBook owners by nodding knowingly at each other's charred legs.
03:33 AM June 22, 2008
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gruber
Revenue idea for Twitter: serve ads, but only on the "Something is technically wrong" page. $Millions.
09:20 PM May 25, 2008
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splorp
Wait a minute … $35 shipping for a $15 shirt? Fuck that, Decoder. Learn how to ship to Canada … there’s this thing called the “post office”.
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04:31 PM April 11, 2008
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Slowtron
OH: We can't dick around forever 'cause we're running out of dickin' around time.
11:18 AM April 11, 2008
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Moltz
You can now have Charlton Heston's gun.
07:11 AM April 06, 2008
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DieLaughing
#WTF #OMG #LMAO #TAGS #ARE #SO #FUN #ON #TWITTER #IF #YOU'RE #GOODPEOPLE #WHY #AM #I #YELLING? #LAME #SUPERLAME #meme
09:50 AM April 03, 2008
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timmystafford
Another pearl from the doula:
A watched uterus never contracts.
05:56 PM March 09, 2008
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fimoculous
I'll stop saying "brand" if you stop saying "brand." Ready? One... two... three!
09:30 PM February 26, 2008
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fimoculous
Negotiating with Sarah Silverman to have the next song be "I'm Fucking Rex Sorgatz"
02:49 PM February 13, 2008
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zeldman
Voted. Emerging from the booth, I ran into The Wife. Now she votes. Eight million people in NYC, I smack into the one I married.
05:46 PM February 05, 2008
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splorp
Do yourself a favour and sign up for @poploser’s Button of the Month Club. You’ll be glad you did. http://www.poploser.org/wor...
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10:47 AM January 31, 2008
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fimoculous
"What do you mean my emergency contact can't be Mary-Kate Olsen?"
06:52 PM January 27, 2008
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fimoculous
Heath Leger and I laid down for naps at the same time this afternoon 10 blocks from each other. Only one of us just woke up.
03:36 PM January 22, 2008
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zeldman
Healthy young woman on cell phone takes 10 minutes to exit taxi I'm hiring. Someone must have told her she's important.
02:57 PM January 16, 2008
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poploser
Abandoned Twitter accounts are great. "Going outside for a smoke..." about 6 months ago. AWESOME.
04:16 PM November 05, 2007
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