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@OUTtv The Queen shows Camilla how she really feels. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OUTtv
foursquare Put on your fanciest fancy pants. The all new foursquare is coming soon! Get excited! #allnew4sq bit.ly/KU4PDV 12:44 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by popingay and 326 others
@foursquare @americanexpress any plans for Canada? I've been itching to use my Amex more. 8:54 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to foursquare
My dream: doing good deeds like an asshole. cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/a-l… 1:43 PM May 29th via web
@AnnCoulter Chernobyl Diaries sounds like a true story in that context. 10:44 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnnCoulter
It's never rhythmic gymnastics. 3:48 PM May 27th via txt
Worst part about moving: Visiting and finding your ex roommate's vibrator sitting out on the couch next to you. 10:25 PM May 26th via txt
I like to think I'm like electricity: awesome. 9:22 PM May 25th via txt
@Bijockwla I think it's a kettlebell clean and press you're describing? Guys at my gym do it since kettlebells are the new it item. 10:27 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bijockwla
So glad I got to see @littlebitzombie on its last night. Amazing and hilarious; best comedy I've seen in a while! #yyc #canadianfilm 9:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Cepacol lozenges soothed my sore throat a little too well. By paralyzing my entire lower face. 9:46 AM May 24th via txt
@hificlub works for me! Much appreciated for the response! Thanks! 8:56 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hificlub
I suddenly understand why people tell me I'm weird to talk to. twitter.com/popingay/statu… 7:01 PM May 23rd via Camera on iOS
@hificlub left my jacket in coat check Sun night. Still have ticket. Tried calling, but VM full. When can I come by and see about that? 11:34 AM May 23rd via web
In a word? No. twitter.com/popingay/statu… 5:02 PM May 21st via Camera on iOS
Walking around with a package under my arm makes me look like some sort of crazy bomber. 4:55 PM May 21st via txt
After a 3AM screaming match Ashley and Kevin have a whole campground wondering why he ate a pill he just found and why she's always blamed. 9:33 PM May 20th via txt
I am going camping for a couple days sans cell service. If I don't return I've gone mad from lack of phone or have been eaten by lesbians. 1:52 PM May 18th via txt
Quote of the day: a dad telling his kid "Stop being a weird child" in the McDonald's lineup. 10:51 AM May 18th via txt
@1002things I wouldn't buy one at all: abortions are free! 6:06 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 1002things

Name Kris
Location Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Web http://www.poping...
Bio Described as The Original Bacon-Flavoured Spread and an adorable two-toed sloth you have sex with, my most remarkable quality is being sort of funny at parties.