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I have no idea what entropy is but I assume it's something like lasers. I only got through high school physics. about 3 hours ago via txt
Theoretical physics tells me it's quantum particles that makes up my excess weight. Or at least that's what I took away. Or made up. about 3 hours ago via txt
Every time someone asks what I'm doing when plans conflict I'm tempted to tell them I'm attending an intervention. about 7 hours ago via txt
Every year I give up assault with a deadly weapon for #lent but 1. I'm not religious, and 2. I can't help myself. #ashwednesday 6:21 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
nbccommunity Attention, Human Beings: #COMMUNITY IS BACK ON THURSDAY, MARCH 15! ow.ly/9cNN3 #StreetsAhead 1:53 PM Feb 21st via HootSuite Retweeted by popingay and 1610 others
@metrocalgary went to Macleod Sushi as on front page. Not even a hi until we asked and he yelled at all waiting that we could leave. #yyc 7:35 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone
reviewed Macleod Sushi & BBQ: I am writing this after standing in the entrance without anyone even saying hi for 20... urbns.pn/kTkd 7:02 PM Feb 19th via Urbanspoon
This tagline makes me think this hotel ends up on Craigslist a lot. (It'd also be how I'd advertise myself as a hooker) twitter.com/popingay/statu… 6:19 PM Feb 19th via Camera on iOS
I can't accept conspiracy theories because I believe in human laziness; massive efforts for little actual gain sounds like a lot of work. 5:29 PM Feb 19th via txt
My passport photo looks like the mugshot for a crack whore. I'm sure every agent wonders how many dicks I sucked to buy a plane ticket. 1:40 PM Feb 19th via txt
I don't care how good the deal, the $5 footlong commercials makes me never want to step into a Subway ever again. 11:59 AM Feb 19th via txt
The REAL world's most interesting man “@jpodhoretz: The finest article in New York Times history: nytimes.com/2012/02/19/us/…” 11:00 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@jackmackenroth The Clapper might find renewed sales if it worked that way. 12:36 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jackmackenroth
@calgaryeagle I fail to see the threat. Though I'll gladly congratulate your anniversary! 1:10 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to calgaryeagle
@calgaryeagle If you're promising sexy vampires I may be inclined to lie and disagree. 12:36 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to calgaryeagle
@foursquare One of my city's theatres no longer lets me check into specific shows just the theatre in general as of a couple weeks ago? 6:49 PM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@cineplexmovies Is there a plan in the works to let me buy tickets and scan them off my iPhone? I dream of this feature. 6:40 PM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone
If my wine had a hot Italian man flexing his bicep on the label, I'd probably buy more. So there Dinner Party Wars bitch. 1:47 PM Feb 17th via txt
Sorting laundry always makes me feel vaguely racist. 10:09 AM Feb 17th via txt
@RubinReport Desperately Seeking Vagina #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina 8:55 AM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Kris
Location Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Bio Living a life of aggressive fabulousness in Calgary. My most remarkable quality is being sort of funny at parties. Blog at http://www.popingay.com