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  1. Merry Christmas!
  2. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! I might have been at a wierd angle, but it appeared to be a booty call.
  3. Recipe for a homemade Snuggie. Turn your robe around backwards. I just saved you $20.00
  4. Celebrating the holidays by watching Dexter. I have issues. So?
  5. I put some left-over chicken in my omelette. Dear chickens, I will find you and eat you for breakfast no matter how old you are.
  6. Hi! Julia! Can you see me waving? RT @newbeverlyjulia: Hi everyone. How the heck are you?
  7. Dear Los Angeles, I sincerely apologize for how drunk Grae is at the Lady Gaga concert.
  8. Saw Renée Zellweger & Bradley Cooper on a date. Crazy Hearts & Avatar. I bet the worst part about being famous is you can't theater hop.
  9. In bathroom at theater, smells like somebody fired a musket.
  10. Watch more Zombie movies! RT @LaughItOff: @popcornmafia My best films of the decade. http://bit.ly/6daOUF
  11. Yesterday Was A Lie. RT @solmssen: @popcornmafia what's ywal?
  12. Get me a screener! RT @HotComesToDie: @popcornmafia Yes, YWAL got trashed in reviews. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
  13. Pot being found on Lil Waynes bus isn't "news." It's news if you don't find pot on Lil Waynes bus.
  14. Grae hid In & Out Bugers in someones house and spent 30 minutes explaining to me that, "the wolf-dog was retarded not mean. Just retarded."
  15. At Felica Michaels Christmas Cookie Baking Party!
  16. Me & our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ waiting to cross the street. http://tweetphoto.com/6716359
  17. #followfriday @JackieTohn If you aren't following Jackie you should just change your middle name to "butt clevage."
  18. My friend broke her wrist masturbating. I must be doing it wrong because I have never even broke a nail.
  19. We are both going to the @newbeverly tonight for Black Christmas. Say, "hello" if you are there!
  20. Sherlock Holmes is a frakking blast!