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  1. I can really identify with April Wheeler today. ah, excellent.
  2. tony abbott makes me want to puke on myself and then sit in the sun.
  3. @weirdturnedpro oh no, don't worry we're not cooking you lunch. we're having seafood. your favourite! right? right!?
  4. i have seen cars with antlers and rudolph red noses. i want to decorate my car when i grow up.
  5. ever so excited about @_finderskeepers weeee
  6. dear santa and jesus, please give me all of holly chalmers' collection for xmas. i will be your best friend. <3 stevie.
  7. Just dropped an enormous spoonful of hommus all over myself and the carpet, just as the CEO walked in unexpectedly at 730pm. Oh, hello sir!
  8. @Jplammert i wonder what she'd say about your package.
  9. pretty much just want to stab my eyes out and add them to my tandoori chicken salad.
  10. @joelconnolly after days of not seeing him, cold water, bruno, burgers and chocolate makes me happy.
  11. flourless and sugarless cake = not too bad.
  12. @ginmartini it is a chocolate-hazelnut cake so i think it should still be okay. chocolate and hazelnut always tastes good.
  13. @ginmartini that is yet to be determined. it still smells nice!
  14. i just made a flourless, sugarless cake. clearly i'm already going senile.
  15. almost had a showdown with a rude north shore mum at the pool. the best kind of almost-showdown
  16. my jeans smell of mildew. weird. i bet my colleagues will love being in a small office with me.
  17. garn xmas shopping today. woot.
  18. so, so excited. it's my friday AND it's date night.
  19. height of sensitivity: police call sexual assault strike force 'Strike Force Plough". ah yes, bravo.
  20. bought an awesome dress on ebay. got it today and it has an inexplicable split right up to my crotch. not.so.awesome.