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  1. @Twit_ster Apple designed Chimney Starter would break after several uses. Too high price to pay for masturbatory object.about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Frank Ricci might as well rename himself Joe The Firefighter. Poor guy.about 6 hours ago from API
  3. AP adds 500M to Health Care Price. Who knew AP was in the Health Insurance Biz.about 14 hours ago from web
  4. Sanford going AWOL with spouse. Now that's a switch.12:57 PM Jul 15th from API
  5. BOA charges $15 for $23,148,855,308,184,500 overdraft. Pretty good deal.11:33 AM Jul 15th from API
  6. How many times do we have to hear about the Smith's pre-Oscar shag fest?9:59 AM Jul 15th from API
  7. Bill Ayers is the new Whitewater. Oy.5:41 AM Jul 15th from API
  8. AWOL Birther Major gets today's Worst Person Award. Congrats Major! That's your career swirling down the toilet.5:52 PM Jul 14th from txt
  9. Birther Army Major refuses to serve Obama. Cuckoo Cuckoo.1:14 PM Jul 14th from API
  10. @Twit_ster if apple designed a chimney starter, it would have no handle and only work with charcoal shaped like ping pong balls.9:01 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to Twit_ster
  11. Jeff Sessions: poor loser of the day. sit down and stfu, Senator.8:52 AM Jul 14th from API
  12. Um, isn't HIPPA still in force after death? Jackson estate should go after healthcare workers for HIPPA violations.8:46 AM Jul 14th from API
  13. Er op-ed6:49 AM Jul 14th from API
  14. Palin's OP was better in original crayon.6:49 AM Jul 14th from API
  15. Michael Stipes bathroom seems to be the New Neverland6:17 AM Jul 14th from API
  16. MSNBC: Blow Jobs more scary than murder5:50 AM Jul 14th from API
  17. Writing new children's book: Marcy and the Majic BJ. Priceless.5:49 AM Jul 14th from API
  18. Cheney must have had pictures on Gonzo with Goats.5:47 AM Jul 14th from API
  19. Hip Ralph Reed? Must have picked up a new Members Only jacket.1:42 PM Jul 13th from API
  20. Chimney starter is a wonder of physics1:39 PM Jul 12th from txt
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