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  1. @Twit_ster Apple designed Chimney Starter would break after several uses. Too high price to pay for masturbatory object.
  2. Frank Ricci might as well rename himself Joe The Firefighter. Poor guy.
  3. AP adds 500M to Health Care Price. Who knew AP was in the Health Insurance Biz.
  4. Sanford going AWOL with spouse. Now that's a switch.
  5. BOA charges $15 for $23,148,855,308,184,500 overdraft. Pretty good deal.
  6. How many times do we have to hear about the Smith's pre-Oscar shag fest?
  7. Bill Ayers is the new Whitewater. Oy.
  8. AWOL Birther Major gets today's Worst Person Award. Congrats Major! That's your career swirling down the toilet.
  9. Birther Army Major refuses to serve Obama. Cuckoo Cuckoo.
  10. @Twit_ster if apple designed a chimney starter, it would have no handle and only work with charcoal shaped like ping pong balls.
  11. Jeff Sessions: poor loser of the day. sit down and stfu, Senator.
  12. Um, isn't HIPPA still in force after death? Jackson estate should go after healthcare workers for HIPPA violations.
  13. Er op-ed
  14. Palin's OP was better in original crayon.
  15. Michael Stipes bathroom seems to be the New Neverland
  16. MSNBC: Blow Jobs more scary than murder
  17. Writing new children's book: Marcy and the Majic BJ. Priceless.
  18. Cheney must have had pictures on Gonzo with Goats.
  19. Hip Ralph Reed? Must have picked up a new Members Only jacket.
  20. Chimney starter is a wonder of physics