Poograms
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Full house in the stalls this morning. Might start up a conversation. Some ideas: "Nice shoes!" "What did you eat for breakfast?"
7:51 AM Sep 10th
from txt
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My shits have been smelling something awful lately. I'm proud of that.
7:38 AM Sep 9th
from txt
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No one in this bathroom has swaggah like me...swaggah like me... </m.i.a.>
12:39 PM Apr 29th
from txt
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@: Did you take the poo in the Indian embassy? I admire your chutzpah and poo-related protesting; the world should learn from you.
12:27 PM Apr 20th
from Echofon
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I can hear the man next to me breathing deep and struggling. Poor guy. He and I should talk; I have a great high fiber cereal he should try.
8:58 AM Apr 17th
from txt
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I'm a cowboy, on a porcelain horse I ride. And I'm wanted (waaanted!), pooping alive. </bon jovi>
11:16 AM Apr 8th
from web
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@ I'm over here now, still doing the Poogram thing...
11:12 AM Apr 8th
from web
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I can smell it wafting in the air tonight, oh lord. I've been pushing this poop out with all my might, oh lord. </phil collins>
10:16 AM Apr 8th
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@ @ I'll take this quiz too: American is the way to go. Not my cheese of choice normally, but for sandwiches, it's delish!
10:07 AM Apr 8th
from Echofon
in reply to aerdin
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<Aretha>P-O-O-P-I-N-G, turn on the fan so you can't hear me. P-O-O-P-I-N-G, take care, TCB. Flushitwithme, flushitwithme, flushitwithme...
5:16 PM Apr 7th
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<Jay-Z>P to the Oh-zo, O the Pizz-ay. That's the anthem, wash your damn hands up!
11:29 AM Apr 7th
from txt
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The answers, my friend, are breakin' in the wind. The answers are breakin' in the wind.
11:03 AM Apr 7th
from web
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How many times must a man break wind before he admits it's him? Yes'n, how many times must his neighbors cringe before leaving him behind?
11:02 AM Apr 7th
from web
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The power of poo is a curious thing. Make one man weep make another man sing. Wipe a butt w/a little white square...that's the power of poo!
9:09 AM Apr 7th
from txt
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- Name Poograms
- Location The Bathroom, most likely.
- Bio While on the can I take song lyrics and turn them into songs that are poo-related. So if you want Tweets about poo sent while actually pooping, follow me.
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