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  1. Full house in the stalls this morning. Might start up a conversation. Some ideas: "Nice shoes!" "What did you eat for breakfast?"
  2. My shits have been smelling something awful lately. I'm proud of that.
  3. No one in this bathroom has swaggah like me...swaggah like me... </m.i.a.>
  4. @shaunalead: Did you take the poo in the Indian embassy? I admire your chutzpah and poo-related protesting; the world should learn from you.
  5. I can hear the man next to me breathing deep and struggling. Poor guy. He and I should talk; I have a great high fiber cereal he should try.
  6. I'm a cowboy, on a porcelain horse I ride. And I'm wanted (waaanted!), pooping alive. </bon jovi>
  7. @MikeRapin I'm over here now, still doing the Poogram thing...
  8. I can smell it wafting in the air tonight, oh lord. I've been pushing this poop out with all my might, oh lord. </phil collins>
  9. @aerdin @Mboevers I'll take this quiz too: American is the way to go. Not my cheese of choice normally, but for sandwiches, it's delish!
  10. <Aretha>P-O-O-P-I-N-G, turn on the fan so you can't hear me. P-O-O-P-I-N-G, take care, TCB. Flushitwithme, flushitwithme, flushitwithme...
  11. <Jay-Z>P to the Oh-zo, O the Pizz-ay. That's the anthem, wash your damn hands up!
  12. The answers, my friend, are breakin' in the wind. The answers are breakin' in the wind.
  13. How many times must a man break wind before he admits it's him? Yes'n, how many times must his neighbors cringe before leaving him behind?
  14. The power of poo is a curious thing. Make one man weep make another man sing. Wipe a butt w/a little white square...that's the power of poo!