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Rub Velcro against poodle quickly. Keep a keen eye out for sparks. Hey, those cavemen had to have discovered fire one way or another...

Attach spinning wheel to ground. Velcro passengers upon it. Attach herd of dogs all facing clockwise and yell Mush! Either you have an i...
Velcro yourself to bedroom door. Hold poodle out. Insist that anyone who wants to enter must feed poodle a biscuit. If anyone asks why t...
Velcro poodle to wrist. Wait for someone to ask for the time.
Velcro poodle into Leggs container. Wait for sister to reach for her 'nude' stockings. SPROING! And I bet you thought pantyhose were jus...
Velcro poodle to inside of nose. Forget about tissues.
Velcro eight poodles together in the shape of a star. Launch into orbit and set on fire. Be the first to discover it and name it "My Hea...
Velcro 1,000 pounds of salt to poodle. Let him loose at, say, a golf tournament. Scream "The Yeti is loose! The Yeti is loose!" Maybe th...
Buy a yacht. Velcro sign to boat saying "S. S. Poodle". Pick up poodle and smash it on the side of the boat. What a christening!
Bonfire. What's the Velcro for? To keep it from moving.
Velcro cake to table. Sing "Happy Birthday" to poodle. Happy Birthday, Mr. Poodle.
Hood ornament.
Legally change your name to the symbol of a poodle. Put Velcro on all your documents. When you want to sign them: Boom! Arf! Hand it in.
Go to Manhattan. Find mannequins with no heads. Velcro poodle there. Sales will skyrocket!
Velcro poodle inside freezer. Invite your neighbors over. Serve lemonade in large glasses with furry ice-cubes.
Go to restaurant. Order toast. When you get it, Velcro poodle to it. Complain that, not only is it burnt, but there's a dog on it. Use c...
Velcro poodle to rope. Attach rope to sun. Now we can find out if the universe is really heliocentric.
Find an abandoned car on side of street. Velcro poodle to one end of jumper cables and the other end to the car. The car will work and t...
Line gums with Velcro. Get a mouth full of poodles. Braces with legs!
Invent PoodleWars, the game that involves throwing poodle at Velcro stuck to your opponent's head.