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  1. Strip dead poodle naked. Velcro little girl's bra and panties to poodle. Eewwww. You're sick! What are you doing with that dead poodle? 5:00 AM Aug 28th from API
  2. Velcro poodle to an electron. Have fun trying to locate poodle. 5:00 AM Aug 27th from API
  3. Velcro poodle to Rhode Island. Ha ha! Now they have to change all the flags! 5:00 AM Aug 26th from API
  4. Velcro bells of different pitches to 100 poodles. Lock poodles in a recording studio. Turn on vacuum nearby. Record. Send to Dr. Demento. 5:00 AM Aug 25th from API
  5. Paste cotton balls to face. Get a trophy. Saw off little man on top. Velcro poodle on top of trophy. Tell everyone you are Mr. Poodle US... 5:00 AM Aug 24th from API
  6. Velcro poodle into small asphalt pit. Smooth driving, man. 5:00 AM Aug 23rd from API
  7. On the back of your driver's license, by the organ donor's section, check off that you'd gladly donate your poodle. Use Velcro as a hand... 5:00 AM Aug 22nd from API
  8. Velcro poodle to mirror. Strive for at least 49 years of bad luck. 5:00 AM Aug 21st from API
  9. Pet poodle. Velcro poodle's breathing apparatuses completely closed. Wait until poodle falls unconscious. Take off Velcro and allow pood... 5:00 AM Aug 20th from API
  10. Interactive tattoo. 5:00 AM Aug 19th from API
  11. Stick Velcro to grass. Spell out profanities for passing UFO's to read. Use poodle for dotting an exclamation mark. 5:00 AM Aug 18th from API
  12. Velcro a row of poodles to God. Set fire to poodles. Long live Nietzche! 5:00 AM Aug 17th from API
  13. Velcro poodle to side of building next to an Alpha. Your fraternity will attract all the babes. 5:00 AM Aug 16th from API
  14. Velcro poodle to inside of coffee cup. Sue McDonald's. 5:00 AM Aug 15th from API
  15. For all the ladies out there, Velcro poodle to thigh on your wedding day as a garter. See how long it takes for the divorce to finalize. 5:00 AM Aug 14th from API
  16. Use the poodle as a trumpet mute. Use the Velcro as a trumpet player mute. 5:00 AM Aug 13th from API
  17. Velcro poodle inside out. Carry the poodle around with you. When committed, scream "I'm always crazy on the inside! Outside, I'm the owner!" 5:00 AM Aug 12th from API
  18. Set up a Velcro pulley system where, when the receiver of your telephone is picked up, Mars falls on poodle. Next time a tele-marketer c... 5:00 AM Aug 11th from API
  19. Wrap Velcro around poodle's arms and legs. Go back to Continental Drift. Velcro dog's arms to Canada and his legs to Italy. Panagea fore... 5:00 AM Aug 10th from API
  20. Velcro poodle to radio waves. Velcro another poodle to gamma waves. Race poodles. Bet on the gamma poodle. 5:00 AM Aug 9th from API