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  1. Velcro 10 poodles to your fingers. Get into a fight. Boom! Poodle Smack!about 17 hours ago from API
  2. Velcro poodle to pin-wheel, ground-fireworks thing. Looks good and now makes whining noise too!5:00 AM Jul 4th from API
  3. Velcro poodle to parent's bedroom floor. Scold them for not cleaning their room. Give 'em the death penalty.5:00 AM Jul 3rd from API
  4. Velcro machete to poodle. Stab fish. Run around yelling, "Holy Mackerel!"5:00 AM Jul 2nd from API
  5. Velcro Canadian flag above your TV. Put in your VHS copy of 'Strange Brew.' With your poodle, enjoy the only good thing to come out of C...5:00 AM Jul 1st from web
  6. Empty poodle's internal organs. Add hinges. Velcro handle to top. Designer suitcase!5:00 AM Jun 30th from web
  7. Paint poodle silver. Velcro knobs to it. Go to junkyard. Try to sell it as a carburetor. Nobody'll know the difference.5:00 AM Jun 29th from web
  8. Velcro poodle to program. Friend of the theater!5:00 AM Jun 28th from web
  9. Find Atlantis. Velcro many poodles to many rocks. Drop over Atlantis. Open up a Chinese food stand wherever they land.5:00 AM Jun 27th from web
  10. Go to warring nations. Stuff poodle inside cannon. Either an instant cease-fire or. . . a CIRCUS!5:00 AM Jun 26th from web
  11. Velcro poodle to 2 x 4. Repeat. Make a fence.5:00 AM Jun 25th from web
  12. Put poodle on bookshelf in library. Velcro librarian to poodle. Convince everybody around that the librarian loves that book. Steal the ...5:00 AM Jun 24th from web
  13. Step on poodle 'till it's nice and flat. Make sure that all of the fluids and organs spill out. Velcro any airholes closed except for th...5:00 AM Jun 23rd from web
  14. Velcro poodle across your eyes. Not only trendy, but UV protectant too!5:00 AM Jun 22nd from web
  15. Scrape out all the insides of poodle. Cut off tail. New Chinese Finger Trap! Velcro tag saying $1.99.5:00 AM Jun 21st from web
  16. Put Velcro strip outside and attract lightning (like fly tape attracts flies). Stick glowing strip of Velcro in poodle. Furry glow stick!5:00 AM Jun 20th from web
  17. Rub poodle in Ajax. Attach to 2 x 4 with Velcro. Mammoth tooth brush!5:00 AM Jun 19th from web
  18. Pick a number from one to ten. Velcro poodle to it. I bet nobody will guess what it is!5:00 AM Jun 18th from web
  19. Sandals.5:00 AM Jun 17th from web
  20. Join ballet class. Velcro poodle to inside of tights. I bet you'll get all the dates!5:00 AM Jun 16th from web
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