Poodles_Velcro
Rub Velcro against poodle quickly. Keep a keen eye out for sparks. Hey, those cavemen had to have discovered fire one way or another...
| Attach spinning wheel to ground. Velcro passengers upon it. Attach herd of dogs all facing clockwise and yell Mush! Either you have an i... |
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| Velcro yourself to bedroom door. Hold poodle out. Insist that anyone who wants to enter must feed poodle a biscuit. If anyone asks why t... |
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| Velcro poodle to wrist. Wait for someone to ask for the time. |
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| Velcro poodle into Leggs container. Wait for sister to reach for her 'nude' stockings. SPROING! And I bet you thought pantyhose were jus... |
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| Velcro poodle to inside of nose. Forget about tissues. |
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| Velcro eight poodles together in the shape of a star. Launch into orbit and set on fire. Be the first to discover it and name it "My Hea... |
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| Velcro 1,000 pounds of salt to poodle. Let him loose at, say, a golf tournament. Scream "The Yeti is loose! The Yeti is loose!" Maybe th... |
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| Buy a yacht. Velcro sign to boat saying "S. S. Poodle". Pick up poodle and smash it on the side of the boat. What a christening! |
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| Bonfire. What's the Velcro for? To keep it from moving. |
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| Velcro cake to table. Sing "Happy Birthday" to poodle. Happy Birthday, Mr. Poodle. |
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| Hood ornament. |
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| Legally change your name to the symbol of a poodle. Put Velcro on all your documents. When you want to sign them: Boom! Arf! Hand it in. |
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| Go to Manhattan. Find mannequins with no heads. Velcro poodle there. Sales will skyrocket! |
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| Velcro poodle inside freezer. Invite your neighbors over. Serve lemonade in large glasses with furry ice-cubes. |
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| Go to restaurant. Order toast. When you get it, Velcro poodle to it. Complain that, not only is it burnt, but there's a dog on it. Use c... |
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| Velcro poodle to rope. Attach rope to sun. Now we can find out if the universe is really heliocentric. |
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| Find an abandoned car on side of street. Velcro poodle to one end of jumper cables and the other end to the car. The car will work and t... |
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| Line gums with Velcro. Get a mouth full of poodles. Braces with legs! |
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| Invent PoodleWars, the game that involves throwing poodle at Velcro stuck to your opponent's head. |
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