Poodles_Velcro
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Strip dead poodle naked. Velcro little girl's bra and panties to poodle. Eewwww. You're sick! What are you doing with that dead poodle?
5:00 AM Aug 28th
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Velcro poodle to an electron. Have fun trying to locate poodle.
5:00 AM Aug 27th
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Velcro poodle to Rhode Island. Ha ha! Now they have to change all the flags!
5:00 AM Aug 26th
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Velcro bells of different pitches to 100 poodles. Lock poodles in a recording studio. Turn on vacuum nearby. Record. Send to Dr. Demento.
5:00 AM Aug 25th
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Paste cotton balls to face. Get a trophy. Saw off little man on top. Velcro poodle on top of trophy. Tell everyone you are Mr. Poodle US...
5:00 AM Aug 24th
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Velcro poodle into small asphalt pit. Smooth driving, man.
5:00 AM Aug 23rd
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On the back of your driver's license, by the organ donor's section, check off that you'd gladly donate your poodle. Use Velcro as a hand...
5:00 AM Aug 22nd
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Velcro poodle to mirror. Strive for at least 49 years of bad luck.
5:00 AM Aug 21st
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Pet poodle. Velcro poodle's breathing apparatuses completely closed. Wait until poodle falls unconscious. Take off Velcro and allow pood...
5:00 AM Aug 20th
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Interactive tattoo.
5:00 AM Aug 19th
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Stick Velcro to grass. Spell out profanities for passing UFO's to read. Use poodle for dotting an exclamation mark.
5:00 AM Aug 18th
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Velcro a row of poodles to God. Set fire to poodles. Long live Nietzche!
5:00 AM Aug 17th
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Velcro poodle to side of building next to an Alpha. Your fraternity will attract all the babes.
5:00 AM Aug 16th
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Velcro poodle to inside of coffee cup. Sue McDonald's.
5:00 AM Aug 15th
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For all the ladies out there, Velcro poodle to thigh on your wedding day as a garter. See how long it takes for the divorce to finalize.
5:00 AM Aug 14th
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Use the poodle as a trumpet mute. Use the Velcro as a trumpet player mute.
5:00 AM Aug 13th
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Velcro poodle inside out. Carry the poodle around with you. When committed, scream "I'm always crazy on the inside! Outside, I'm the owner!"
5:00 AM Aug 12th
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Set up a Velcro pulley system where, when the receiver of your telephone is picked up, Mars falls on poodle. Next time a tele-marketer c...
5:00 AM Aug 11th
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Wrap Velcro around poodle's arms and legs. Go back to Continental Drift. Velcro dog's arms to Canada and his legs to Italy. Panagea fore...
5:00 AM Aug 10th
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Velcro poodle to radio waves. Velcro another poodle to gamma waves. Race poodles. Bet on the gamma poodle.
5:00 AM Aug 9th
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