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  1. Here's a tests "quote and url" : % http://bit.ly/eo6C 9:00 AM Jan 19th from web
  2. Here's a tests "quote and url" : % http://bit.ly/tBxM 8:59 AM Jan 19th from web
  3. I've been stuck in the dark ages for a very long time. No internet! 5:51 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  4. Good lord, Ken didn't win! Nor did Boris - at the last minute Jade Goodie's Mum (Jackie) stepped up as an independent. She won hands down! 4:13 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from web
  5. After a break I'm back. My magic desk is taking me to Ken Livingston's house just after the election! What will I discover? 3:58 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from web
  6. Back in 2008, and bloddy relieved about it too. I'll not be messing about with silly-sod rock stars in the near future. Where to tomorrow? 7:30 AM Mar 31st, 2008 from web
  7. Bloody hell, only just escaped the prison! That's the last time I share a Rustler with Mick blinking Jagger. 6:18 AM Mar 31st, 2008 from web
  8. The "rozzers" have just discovered Mick's spare bite of burger (he was saving it for Keith) and are convinced it's drugs. We're for it now! 8:28 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  9. Some beautiful hippies just walked past, as they did Mick revealed his todger to them. We've now been abducted by the local constabulary. 8:19 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  10. Are you enjoying that Rustler Mick? "It's bloody lovely, I'll save a bite for Keth - it'll blow his mind." 6:17 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  11. I'm now enjoying a picnic lunch of Rustlers (http://twurl.nl/5t3rf2) with none other than Mick Jagger! It's 1974 + we're on Hampstead Heath. 5:48 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  12. The weather here at Bum-Roberts Manor is frightful; I really can't bear another moment. Where/when/who should I visit today? 1:24 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  13. @paulmartins you think that's bad, Monsieur Sarkozy was a real boar. 11:23 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web in reply to paulmartins
  14. That does it! The Sarkozy/Spears soap-opera has become a farse. The pair of them are now bald, topless and beating umberellas against a baby 8:45 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  15. Oh for goodness' sake, Sarkozy has just finished his third mini Baileys and is insisting on addressing the nation! The man is pie-eyed. 7:53 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  16. Nicolas Sarkozy is such a dirty bugger. He's only gone and ditched that hot Bruni filly and has now taken up residence with Brittney Spears! 6:35 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  17. Wow my phone works here in 2010, Nic says "hi"! He also looks very randy. 5:39 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from txt
  18. Travelling through time to meet Nicolas Sarkozy in 2010 5:24 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  • Name Bertram Bum-Roberts
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  • Bio I'm a country gent who travels time meeting the most interesting people imaginable. Clever AND funny.
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