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  1. I just bought curry powder and i am way too excited about it. Way too. 10:47 AM Dec 8th from txt
  2. playing rap music in a shared shoe box office is questionable. singing along is just out of line. 8:13 AM Dec 1st from mobile web
  3. about to take my very hyper 20 month old to the grocery store. this is either going to be really fun or REALLY not. 10:06 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. I totally would have guessed you were in your 30's - in fact, late thirty's. No one likes a bragger. 7:49 AM Nov 30th from txt
  5. Not sure I understand how wearing a cell phone in your bra is either subtle or comfortable. 4:40 AM Nov 30th from txt
  6. sitting around watching other people cook for me. bliss. 6:18 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. @overflowinbrain I'm seriously tempted to fly to LA and kick their asses for you. :-( 5:13 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to overflowinbrain
  8. I'm pretty sure my head exploded at least 5 times today. But don't worry @joshpollard, i managed to reattach it. ;-) 1:26 PM Nov 24th from txt
  9. good morning two day work week. oh, how I love thee. 6:35 AM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  10. @overflowinbrain best of luck today! hope it goes really well, and you get your brownies sooner then later. 6:22 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to overflowinbrain
  11. i am having a hard time sharing and playing nicely with others today. need a kindergarden redo. 8:31 AM Nov 20th from mobile web
  12. going to a playdate, bringing cookies so will get invited back. mwahahaha. just kidding. mostly. 11:05 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. @joshpollard ummmm.... 30ish mins. Seriously, this is my early christmas gift. :-) 10:16 AM Nov 19th from txt
  14. holy crap, my kid fell back to sleep after she woke up during her nap. the world must be ending b/c the never, ever happens! Napping, FTW! 10:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. getting rained on was the icing on my "this day can suck it" cake. 1:21 PM Nov 18th from mobile web
  16. @joshpollard oh for pete's sake... go!!!!!!! For realz!!! :-) 10:08 AM Nov 16th from txt
  17. Eden saw a giant inflatable turkey today and yelled "DADDY" and ran towards it. So true, kid, so true. ;-) 6:09 PM Nov 15th from web
  18. Today, I got to eat lunch holding a Cabbage Patch Kid. Rock. 9:22 AM Nov 14th from web
  19. Happy Birthday, Maddie. You are so loved, so special, so missed. #maddie 6:43 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. i love it when netvibes tells me i have 199 new tweets and i actually have.....4. 7:43 PM Nov 6th from Netvibes