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  1. Singer from the Screaming Females looks like Herve Villechez & sounds like Geddy Lee. Also kicks ass.
  2. Sorry, @ratherbeskiing At least I didn't include you on the invite wave.
  3. Round Two: I've got 17 #googlewave invites. Anyone still in need?
  4. Illinois politics is the gift that keeps on giving: http://bit.ly/5TKurU
  5. @idxfossil considering what's in those buns, it's probably a good thing.
  6. @wordwill I asked myself that same question when I applied for your former job...it was worth a shot then, too.
  7. Blocked four Twitter accounts so far today. Who else gets pruned?
  8. Post more than 50% idiotic horseshit, get blocked.
  9. RT @Slabgorb: The times regrets its error: (from 1969 newspaper) http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/correction_vacuum.png
  10. Senate debates are hazardous to your sense of humor: RT @wonkroom: Paul Kirk accidentally says "sky rotting health care costs" Mwahhaha
  11. RT @BeatlesTweets: RIP John Lennon, who was killed 29 years ago today. We miss you. http://bit.ly/7W3VZb
  12. I sometimes worry that I'm the only type of terrible person that isn't the subject of a reality show.
  13. RT @tweetmeme AWESOME: Ancient Pompeii Ruins Now on Google Street View http://bit.ly/4GAW5D
  14. I'm not being paid to tell you that Threadless has a $9 sale today, but they are and I just found out.
  15. It's cold outside. I'm pondering burning bridges for warmth.
  16. Calvin Coorsidge #boozepresidents
  17. Richard Nilhous Mixin' #boozepresidents
  18. William Henry Hangover #boozepresidents
  19. George HW Busch #boozepresidents
  20. RT @Vix_Light: Weezer lead sing injured in plane crash..... lookin' a bit too much like Buddy Holly I'd say....