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  1. So, yeah. That was delightful. Next time: remember I have olive oil sooner, and use less milk in the soup. Smallest failures ever, though! about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. @juneau79 Oh, I DELIVER! But I may run late, because, fuck this traffic. Seriously. 4:01 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to juneau79
  3. Grilled cheese in two hours! 3:00 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  4. @freckledrats @ farrisgoldstein Something peppery / trendy like that, anyhow. 6:57 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to freckledrats
  5. @freckledrats @farrisgoldstein I mostly go with gruyere, as it is simple and firm enough for my prefs. But tonight is cheddar with chipotle? 6:57 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to freckledrats
  6. @FarrisGoldstein Oh, nice. Plus, I'd been wondering to myself if gouda would successfully soften up my cheddar tonight, and now I know! 6:47 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to FarrisGoldstein
  7. @freckledrats By itself, or with additional cheese mixed in? That seems like too soft a sandwich, by itself. 6:09 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to freckledrats
  8. @jezbutts See, what I like best about this plan... Everybody wins! 6:08 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to jezbutts
  9. I am going to make a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner tomorrow, and it is going to be really good. Now, to wait for it. 8:36 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  10. @agingdragqueen That was this week??? Why am I at a courthouse dealing with legal issues?! 7:06 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to agingdragqueen
  11. @scifantasy @zdilli I thought that exactly and nigh word-for-word, but then got distracted before I could get around to actually saying so. 8:52 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to scifantasy
  12. @dwbh National Novel-Writing Month, but since this is the future, everything needs a twee, overly cutesy name or people won't care. 6:27 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to dwbh
  13. @whatgiraffe ...or was I?! 9:04 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific in reply to whatgiraffe
  14. @FarrisGoldstein Unless it's EMP-proof, trash or donations. 9:53 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific in reply to FarrisGoldstein
  15. @FarrisGoldstein That is pretty awesome, but I also wonder: why specifically the circus? 6:07 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific in reply to FarrisGoldstein
  16. @jezbutts @freckledrats The chick in question was middle-aged, unpleasantly drunk, and had already been kicked off stage once before. Enh. 9:54 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to jezbutts
  17. You may think being molestered by a random chick on the stage at Sharky's would be awesome. Tragically, you would sometimes be wrong. 9:17 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  18. @WriteRCastle Vegan funnel cakes, incidentally, are indistinguishable (by me) from the real thing. 7:29 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to WriteRCastle
  19. @jezbutts His crotch always stares into your face, whether you are noticing it or not. #davidbowieandhisomnipresentcrotch 9:38 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to jezbutts
  20. My hair is long enough to be strangled by. Awesome, I guess? Anyway, it's a new way for my star murderess to get a kill, so THAT'S alright. 8:36 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific