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  1. why the hell am i awake?
  2. DIETS SUCK! I WANT A FREAKING CUPCAKE
  3. Dear familar feeling. I thought I was rid of you forever
  4. @ladygaga you changed my life last night! Little Monster Forever!
  5. @artykel aw man. too bad your child isn't in orlando haha
  6. PLLLLEEEASE SOMEONE GO TO THE #LADYGAGA CONCERT WITH MEEEEEE ;____;
  7. SO EXCITED FOR @ladygaga TONIGHT! GOING TO BE THE BEST SHOW EVER! AHHHHHHHHH!
  8. "I am a middle aged Chinese women...say it."
  9. "That reminds me of something that never happened"
  10. "I call it...the virgin crippler!"
  11. "darling this is no joke. this is lycanthropy." <3
  12. People who think lady gaga has a dick really amuse me. Come one people. Are you seriouis right now?
  13. @catmbranch that makes me extremely happy when lady gaga things remind people of me lol <3
  14. (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)².
  15. "It better get here in three days or I will punch a kitten...and I will punch it hard."
  16. "You understand me like a walrus understands pie."
  17. DIE MILKSHAKE DIE! HAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! NOW YOU GO TO MILKSHAKE PRISON! @YuGiOhTAS
  18. ADVENTURE DAY WITH THE JOSH!!!
  19. I like your booty but i'm not gay.
  20. "...who gave you chexmix? "