PointsinCase
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I get so many mass txts that I think ppl should start adding the acronym NMT if their txt sounds generic but they're "not mass texting."
about 7 hours ago
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Vampires, good. Werewolves, fine. Chasing someone from Forks Washington to the Canadian border, complete horseshit! Did they take a ferry?!?
about 10 hours ago
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When I see a truck with balls hanging from them I can't help but think the driver is stating to the world that he no longer has his anymore.
11:26 AM Nov 19th
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I've gone to the store and forgotten my list so many times that I'm beginning to think lists are more like a study tool than a cheat sheet.
12:26 AM Nov 19th
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I don't get why straight men are so homophobic. Being hit on by a gay man just lets me know that I have amazing style and am in great shape!
8:31 AM Nov 18th
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Quit talking about how unrealistic reality TV is! Who the hell would want to watch a show about how long it actually takes to get shit done?
7:43 AM Nov 16th
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Anyone else mutter "Lock & Load" when replacing the battery pack on a cordless drill? I think Black & Decker may be owned by Smith & Wesson!
12:53 PM Nov 13th
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The closest I've ever been to Jesus was in a cafe next to a guy eating tofu and wearing sandals. I definitely think I smelled him that day!
1:36 PM Nov 12th
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If you smother someone with their own Snuggie would a jury of your peers consider it a mercy killing and thus let you off on a technicality?
5:51 AM Nov 11th
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Women are lucky because they can always pretend they are "just peeing" in public restrooms.
3:50 PM Nov 10th
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Wait, Australians are actually paying to see Britney sing and dance? In the States we simply pay her to shake her ass and flash her crotch.
7:29 AM Nov 10th
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Does anyone else overload the washing machine/dryer and then get all pissed off when a sock falls onto the dirty floor when emptying them?!
10:27 AM Nov 9th
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When people tell me what a good friend I was, I feel kind of bad for not even remembering who they are, so I just assume they're a stalker.
6:46 PM Nov 8th
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When people on facebook write that someone got sick or hurt, followed by a positive statement, those that click "Like" could just be dicks.
4:31 PM Nov 7th
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President Obama called the Fort Hood shooting "sobering." How drunk is he,
exactly?
5:06 PM Nov 6th
from TwitterMail
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I think global warming might truly be a myth! I've hated people for years and by now I would have thought they'd have warmed up to the idea!
6:13 PM Nov 3rd
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Weatherwomen shouldn't be allowed to be that hot. I watch the forecast and come away knowing nothing about the weather.
12:24 AM Nov 3rd
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Why do people make magnets that ALWAYS FUCKING fall off the fridge, and why do I keep putting them back on instead of directly in the trash?
7:22 AM Nov 2nd
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O.k. I'm just going to say it, I'm totally jealous of bisexuals! It would make 50% of you people WAY more appealing, when facebook stalking!
7:20 AM Nov 1st
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For Halloween, I'm going as a chauvinist pig. Hey, don't judge my costume and I won't call you a trashy, slutty whore for dressing like one!
2:55 PM Oct 27th
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