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  1. @Lilykily I read that as "polio athletes" at first. Interpret that as you wish. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Lilykily
  2. The USPS isn't answering letters to Santa this year? Damn, that's cold. Oh, by the way there's no Santa. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. I just sharpened about eighty pencils. In other news, we still have no Internet. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Smells like the bus is where the real bar scene is at in Portland. 3:09 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  5. @mitdasein Groan... That's what they told me in the 90s. 1:26 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to mitdasein
  6. @idvssuperego Have to admit I never "got" marriage. Seems more like a midnight graveyard suicide pact between Tweens, but ok. Romance it is. 1:25 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to idvssuperego
  7. I kid, I kid. I know that marriage is really about locking somebody in so you can become fat and complacent and please your parents. 1:13 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  8. How 'bout "we the state bequeath your socio-normative pairing with legal and tax benefits?" Seems like a more romantic name for marriage.- 12:58 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  9. I have a more conservative-friendly name idea for civil marriage, but "next up children, than grandchildren, then death" IS a bit wordy. 12:48 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  10. I'm all for equal rights but isn't "marriage" what straight guys "have to" do to trick straight chicks into having sex with them? 12:43 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  11. "I haven't been called 'chink' once since we got here!" 12:18 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  12. @nictate And you call yourself a liberal... 5:41 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to nictate
  13. @adtothebone I am killing you in the face with my mind. 5:39 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to adtothebone
  14. This sartorial temper tantrum is brought to you by the letters P, M, and holy fuck I am fat, hideous, and old. 5:25 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  15. Potential Solo Show #137: Shit I Painted When I Was Baked 1:50 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  16. @mdigcat is a mean sugar drunk. 12:50 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  17. @mdigcat Oh, that's what you kids are calling it these days? 7:51 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to mdigcat
  18. @sokeri's tall vagina is touching me. 7:00 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  19. "I'm sorry, but that's what Portland is known for: tax-free porn." 4:36 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  20. Putting my fist in the pacifist. Don't worry--it's not @antichrista. 2:06 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie