T Green

T Green

@pocketcynic Brooklyn, NY
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T Green
Saw a guy on 23rd wearing a pair of Real-3D glasses with the lenses punched out. I think my hipster detector just self-destructed.
 
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Just hanging out in the park, relaxing on a bench, like we always do in NYC on January 31.
 
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Overheard on 23rd: Yeah, like I'd rather wipe my ass with 20 bucks instead of toilet paper.
 
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Overheard on 23rd: Fuck statistics. These 2nd floor people are the laziest fucking 2nd floor people in the world.
 
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GOP candidates just got asked a question about their wives. Unfair advantage to Newt, since he can treat this one as a multiple choice.
 
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Overheard on 23rd: He said he got beat up in Little Italy, but not that Little Italy. The other Little Italy.
 
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I'm supposed to go back to my old desk to check someone else's mistake. Don't want to. Don't think I will.
 
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Close-ups of members of Congress at the State of the Union is the exact opposite of why HDTV was invented.
 
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Saw them measuring the bathroom on my floor today. They're probably trying to see if they can possibly make the room even smaller.
 
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For those of you who didn't tune in to tonight's GOP debate, the winner was, uh, those of you who didn't tune in to tonight's GOP debate.
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaand, Super Bowl.
 
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I only ever have 2 questions in this place: What broke? and Who broke it? Just make sure you're not the answer to that second question.
 
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Overheard on 23rd: And I thought, that looks a lot bigger than it did online.
 
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Overheard on 23rd: What is your fucking problem?!?
 
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Overheard on 23rd: I'm running to you. In heels. Oh my god.
 
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Well yes, if I stay until 10pm to make sure something's good and you fuck it up in less than 24 hours, of course I'm gonna be pissed.
 
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As a protest to SOPA, I will be blacking out anything funny in my writing. I have apparently been protesting SOPA for the last 25 years.
 
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Sing us on home, John Hiatt. "Damn This Town, I'm Leaving", indeed.
 
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I guess on the plus side, we're running out of ways to screw this project up. That should count for something.
 
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Man, the Packers are gonna need a big play from the officials if they want a chance to win this one.