Pochyemu
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@ You'd be a walking menstruation machine! Eewwwww! Ok, I'll do my best. I'll look for a pocket sized moon for you. And a puppy.
44 minutes ago
from mobile web
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@ Cinnamon flavoured whhhhaatt??! You're weird but I love you so I'LL DO IT. Just for you. Did you want waxing or waning moon?
about 1 hour ago
from mobile web
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@ (I'm doing my homework, I swear!)
about 1 hour ago
from mobile web
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@ I forgot to tell you to ask @ if she wants any essentials from Ameerika (ie sweeties, etc)
about 1 hour ago
from mobile web
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OK! Twitter is being shut down so that I can do mah homewurkz. Blam blam pshew pshew no I don't know either *head/desk* TTFN!
about 2 hours ago
from web
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@ @ Fuck it, any kind of high. I'll take her any way she comes, innit.
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ "I'm trying to cook cabbage". It sounds like you won your own Euphemism of the Week competition.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to fourstar
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@ Really thin, really hot, really high, & really not wearing many clothes...Oops, what were we talking about? Oh, highlighters...
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to fourstar
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Mum bought me designer highlighters for Christmas, so that I can be nerdy in style. Get in.
about 2 hours ago
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@ And then, once I recover from jet lag and once we recover our bank balances we're going OOUUUTTT. I predict more falling down.
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ I am back the 8th Jan, hopefully, pending massive security upgrade due to guy trying to blow up plane in Detroit on Xmas day!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ Yay! Mum has license to get into beauty supply, so can get bottles of O.P.I for £TWO POUNDS£!!!!!!!!!EXCLAMATION!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ Oh oh oh, that would have been an
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ This week we're going to the strangely named town of Kalamazoo, wherein I shall hunt you out the perfect blue nail varnish. YAY
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ ...I don't know which one sounds more dramatic!
about 2 hours ago
from TweetDeck
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@ Well, we can say it's neither of your faults. @ got pushed off a train and that carpet, it came up and *grabbed* you.
about 2 hours ago
from TweetDeck
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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@ I love it that at 4 years old, Freyja is a ruthless businesswoman. She's my kinda lady.
about 2 hours ago
from TweetDeck
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@ Between you and @, you people are a scrapey, bruisey mess! Bless. We still like you though.
about 2 hours ago
from TweetDeck
in reply to nice_n_tidy
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Sweeeet - nabbed a private study room (me, a desk, & a chair) along w free wifi. Let the academia begin!
about 3 hours ago
from mobile web
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Right, I'm really going now.
about 4 hours ago
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