pmaestro
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'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!'
about 8 hours ago
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that's my cue
about 16 hours ago
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i need a foot massage. any takers? fair warning: i'm ticklish and kick like a mule.
8:55 PM Dec 21st
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being back is good. why did i ever leave?
8:16 PM Dec 20th
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it's so cold outside. a little help from my friend. it's toasty inside.
3:57 PM Dec 19th
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no, Santa's my biggest fan.
9:50 AM Dec 19th
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RT @: Avatar was a 500 Million dollar film about wasteful human actions. Theres irony in there somewhere
2:08 PM Dec 18th
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waiter, there's a fly's penis in my soup!
8:42 PM Dec 17th
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life is a party: don't show up underdressed.
6:32 PM Dec 15th
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what's a chris-miss, and where is your self respect?
7:37 AM Dec 13th
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dude, stop fucking with my chi
1:54 PM Dec 11th
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the nest is the eggs, not the sticks. -russian proverb
6:49 PM Dec 10th
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no... not better. uh... "different"
7:41 AM Dec 10th
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@ noway, that's totally the second coming and someone's probably going to eat it. guess that's kinda how it went down the first time...
2:51 PM Dec 9th
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so i got a plan, it's the best that i can do. now our fate is in god's hands. and god doesn't always have the best goddamn plans does he...
2:49 PM Dec 9th
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if i had a daft punk robot helmet, no one would ever see my face again.
3:44 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: I hate movies that start with a villain offing a random person to prove how badass he is. I don't hate the villain, I hate the
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1:09 PM Dec 7th
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i remember this young guy died, so i took his place. his life wasn't so bad.
2:26 PM Dec 4th
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fear is learned, so quit teaching it.
1:49 PM Dec 4th
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it's true... ALL MEN CHEAT!!! i don't know a single guy who hasn't used the warp whistle in Super Mario 3.
6:58 PM Dec 3rd
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- Name patrick paradis
- Location HFX NS CA
- Web http://patrickpar...
- Bio i type with my fingers, but i speak with my heart.
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