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  1. I'm bled white. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. job interview at a salon in the madhat today... fingers crossed. I'm ready to have money, and a blonde mop again. about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @manjari what's a jew junk?! 10:46 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to manjari
  4. I was completely full of shit with all that "not getting into trouble" hoopla. 1:35 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  5. the only great thing about having no free time is not having any to get into trouble. 10:58 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  6. never understood the fundamentals of being too tired to sleep, but I have a feeling my brain is too droopy to start now. 7:25 AM Dec 14th from web
  7. (except for the sexless part) 6:28 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  8. watching "I dreamed a dream: the susan boyle story" on the boob tube and making ghetto pizza with jay, married life ain't so bad 6:28 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  9. I'd say I don't know how I do it, except that I'm not really surviving this week with a surplus of grace. 3:47 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  10. just got home from manhattan and made myself some alphabet soup to try and recover, and when I got to the bottom the one letter left was "Y" 12:45 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  11. Sixteen hours on the clock. I want to slit my wrists with mistletoe. Or maybe drown in hollandaise. JUST MAKE IT STOP. 9:26 PM Dec 12th from txt
  12. QotD- "... and everyone else can suck a butt." -my boss 4:46 PM Dec 12th from txt
  13. coffee is my most necessary vice, right next to cheese, and behind emotionally unavailable men. 2:33 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  14. boner kill. 2:21 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  15. white xmas watch, 2k9: http://www.weather.com/outlook/homeandgarden/holidays/?region=ec 6:36 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  16. brb, working my ass off. 2:43 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  17. I originally envisioned being a chic winter vision in wool capes and muffs and now I just want a parka and some fucking moon boots. 10:22 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  18. @DonStahl TOLDJA. 9:39 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  19. last night, winter grabbed me by my hair and showed me who was boss. this is already abusive as hell. I am such a pussy. with mild frostbite 9:14 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  20. playing 'homo says meow' with the cat. 11:29 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie