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  1. the key to good turkey: a Texas smoker and lots of damn bacon: http://yfrog.com/4ackaj 9:38 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  2. Wondering what to give yr obese restaurant critic friend for Xmas? Try a monogrammed salt shaker: http://bit.ly/6jgyb5 12:44 PM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  3. "How'd I end up w. Mr Badger?" asks Ms. Platty, w. a sigh: http://bit.ly/6YhW7t 8:18 AM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  4. "i know why your teeth are small, dad," my daughter says. "they get ground down because you eat all day long." 4:17 PM Nov 20th from Power Twitter
  5. My mother seemed to enjoy the new lobster burger at the 4 Seasons Grill Room. I hvnt told her it costs 36 bucks. 12:55 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  6. At the Dylan concert last nght. A fat man in lizard skin boots kept yelling at Platty to sit down. I suspect he was a chef. 9:58 AM Nov 20th from Power Twitter
  7. backstage at a concert thother day, between meals. no one does bong hits anymore. they're all peering into the glow of their iphones. 5:52 PM Nov 18th from Power Twitter
  8. More on Platty's favorite sea creature: http://bit.ly/3Oqz21 1:57 PM Nov 12th from Power Twitter
  9. This joint's decorated like a bank safe. There's a Spts Illustrated bikini model sitting in the corner however. 6:10 PM Nov 11th from Twitterrific
  10. Platty finally has something nice to say: http://bit.ly/2w1ZTi 6:41 AM Nov 9th from Power Twitter
  11. This wine is good. http://yfrog.com/041wvj 1:14 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  12. The nxt big NYC restaurant fad: http://bit.ly/25yOGp 3:30 PM Nov 7th from Power Twitter
  13. Ms Platt thinks the new $88.00 'Hoisin Duck' (for 2) at Cafe Boulud tastes like it's just come out of the dishwasher. 5:32 PM Nov 4th from txt
  14. bought a new wig today. it doesn't fit. 7:00 AM Nov 4th from Power Twitter
  15. @tunkuv a flash of genius, boyo! i have dispatched trusty assistant to the wig shop. 8:19 AM Oct 30th from Power Twitter in reply to tunkuv
  16. The Platties costumes: daughter #1: an Iphone; daughter #2: a mermaid princess; dad: a grumpy food critic w. pendulous jowls. 5:02 AM Oct 30th from Power Twitter
  17. daughter's class raising money to 'save the manatees' this week. 'they're almost as big as you, dad', she says. 5:45 AM Oct 29th from Power Twitter
  18. Note to prospective Amzon Kindle buyers: it's really great if u enjoy squinting at cave paintings on dim, subterranean walls. 3:10 PM Oct 27th from Power Twitter
  19. The parm crusted grilled cheese sammy at the Ace Hotel is effiing good. 10:42 AM Oct 27th from txt
  20. Platties visited DC this wknd. The Subway off NJ Tpk ext 2 is a grade A rat hole, fyi. 12:16 PM Oct 26th from Power Twitter