plastic_atomica
Horrified and also a bit amused by some of the PC ridiculousness of parents in my 'hood.
| @mamajoan: I also can has mouse poop. I have resolved to buy a Ratzapper. Cruel, but I'm sick of 'em. |
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| @wilw: "Retroactive cockpunch" -- thanks, you just made my week. ZOMGLMAO |
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| @tvsquad: You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me. |
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| Maybe this will get a response: I hate the Motorola phone I got from Verizon. Hate! |
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| @kimblagh: Re long NICU stay/ill child, I call it PTSD, and I really believe it's PTSD. |
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| Dark Knight review: "I personally would not recommend this film. It detracted me from the Spirit of God, and that's just not OK, seriously." |
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| Martha has been throwing up once every 24-36 hrs for a whole week now. Seems fine most times, but not eating much. Call in to doctor. |
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| Dr. Horrible--how fucking awesome is that? |
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| @hazelbroom: Yay for Philz and ELO! Such things seem to go together. |
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| Me: "Want to go to Czech Republic with mommy?" Martha: "I want to go to the doctor first, make my tummy feel better." |
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| I can has pukey child. At least she's finally taking a nap. |
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| Oh, man. QOTD: "Strangulation sex is fine...auto asphyxiation is creepy." |
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| Dora's parents let the babies play in the yard alone, get in the stroller, and roll off perilously to the Gooey Geyser? Call CPS *now*. |
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| @yatima: They like a more messy (in a good way) Capitol Steps. I appreciate their existence, but find the execution a little tiresome. |
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| @bobigail: Lookie here. http://tinyurl.com/5llc4t |
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| @wilw: oops. Now rendered less funny: Is the SOMETHING AWESOME the new Rick Astley video? Sorry, couldn't resist. |
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| @wilw: Is the SOMETHING AWESOME |
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| An exclamation I hope was not overheard: "No, Martha! Don't play with Daddy's caulk!" |
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| @kimblagh: Did you notice the mermaid man? Or mer-MAN, if you will? He had a cop mustache. {{{{shudder}}}} |
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