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  1. The Penguin did a "Gas and Dash"! He's really gone down hill lately. I mean it was only a $20 heist; really, he has no pride.
  2. Alfred borrowed my cowl for the night. I think he has a hot date!
  3. Sure The Joker is an evil genius, but he still puts on his tights one leg at a time like the rest of us.
  4. It was a long bath, but it's hard to scrub with a cowl on. I'm feeling less grimey and more crimey now!
  5. Batman is taking a Bath man! "Mr. Bubble in your tubble keeps crime in trouble" ... or something like that. You may have your own version.
  6. I think I need a trademark line, something cool like "Batting Practice!" or "Battonga!" or "Bat Wedgy For One!". ... I'm still thinking.
  7. I finally escaped from the "Tom Waits/Brady Bunch Theme" dilemma. It was just a case of a "bunch of out waiting".
  8. It's even affecting my ability to type 2 "m"'s in a row!!
  9. A never ending loop of Tom Waits singing The Brady Bunch theme has imobilized me! How will I escape?
  10. @jimsmuse I made an HTML coffee table once, but it was crap. I better get back to fighting crime now. Wish me luck!
  11. I wonder if I could do a cameo in an AC/DC video. That would be so wicked awesome!!!!
  12. @kellypettit Crawling with brilliant musicians!! I'm on my way to defeat that band of thugs!!
  13. @ifeelunusual Mad pants!! mine are usually quite slackish.
  14. I fired my image consultant. He suggested Mickey Mouse shaped ears on my cowl! I'm no cartoon character!!!
  15. I have all my Batsparklers ready for tonight ... just in case there is trouble.
  16. Some evil mastermind has been abducting all the bloggers on my blogroll! I must investigate this crisis!
  17. Alfred made shake n' bake turkey for Christmas! My favourite!!!
  18. I don't know how Santa gets passed my security systems, but as long as he leaves presents and doesn't steal anything I don't care!
  19. @ifeelunusual Are you using a mobilehoming device of some kind? Sometimes that causes interference.
  20. "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is not very flattering. People have no respect these days.