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  1. I said your left hand in! I'm not hokey pokeying with you no more!6:51 AM Nov 6th from web
  2. I used to think it was a coincidence when a co-worker always came to talk to me just after I farted. I realize now that I just fart a lot.6:35 PM Nov 5th from web
  3. People in comas are not responsible ... but they aren't irresponsible either.5:19 AM Nov 3rd from web
  4. I have apocalips now.4:34 PM Oct 31st from web
  5. I'd rather meet a "femme fatale" than have this "flem fatale" stuff going on.6:12 AM Oct 26th from web
  6. I like to say "unsuretain" when I really really don't know.3:09 AM Oct 24th from web
  7. I forgot was I was thinking of ... it was probably nonsense anyway ... or incredibly inciteful ... it's gone whatever it was.9:47 AM Oct 23rd from web
  8. "ashtray" sounds French to me.7:55 AM Oct 22nd from web
  9. The Play-Doh arrived again ........Payday!!!!7:05 PM Oct 20th from web
  10. I'm a mitochondriac!8:17 PM Oct 19th from web
  11. When I get really old I'm going to the "Wet Nursing Home". ................................ I know this is a sick one ... pity me.7:50 AM Oct 15th from web
  12. My thoughts escape me: I think I'm running a minimum security prison sometimes.7:45 AM Oct 15th from web
  13. "Leghold trapdoors" is just too much! Who thinks these things up? ...oh! nevermind ............. I'll be in the "nevermindfield".7:37 AM Oct 14th from web
  14. @jimsmuse woo hoo!7:32 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to jimsmuse
  15. Are there any High Definition TV dinners on the market?7:23 AM Oct 13th from web
  16. With a choice of rock, paper, or scissors in a fight; I'd take the scissors ... unless there was a really good rock available.6:33 AM Oct 12th from web
  17. @kellypettit sometimes no sometimes no.5:29 PM Oct 10th from web in reply to kellypettit
  18. I'm "goodbyelingual".5:29 PM Oct 10th from web
  19. I'm into out of sight seeing!7:44 AM Oct 9th from web
  20. Half the time I like writing blogs; half the time I like reading blogs; and half the time I wonder where that other half the time came from!8:24 AM Oct 8th from web