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  1. Having no imagination is ... unimaginable! 6:31 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. My "contraditionary" only has 2 words in it: yes and no. ... okay it actually has 3 ... but you're wrong about the other one. 6:38 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. I understand you, but I'm not following you ... see you later lemming. 7:45 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. Why aren't there tofu waffles for vegetarians? ... haven't they figured out what's in a waffle yet? 6:57 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. Why do people send horses to glue factories? ... they must want to buy a lot of glue and can't carry it all home by themselves. 5:31 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Grown has it's ups and downs. 7:55 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Japanese kids laughed at my "outfluenza" joke. ... it must be bad. 5:55 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. drinking non-alcoholic beer in the morning would still make me think bad things about someone. 5:35 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. The "butterfly effect" hasn't affected me yet ... but I've only drank two so far. 5:51 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. High walls keep me on my toes. 6:45 PM Nov 17th from web
  11. Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-Tail are just big suck ups. 5:36 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. Always "lullabies" ... never any "lullahellos". 5:15 AM Nov 16th from web
  13. @acinonnap I need to check this "@planetross" stuff more often. "Charisntma" ... classic. I think I thought of myself when I read that too! 4:04 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to acinonnap
  14. I'm always searching for something. When I find it ... I'm always searching for something else. What gives? 2:21 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. @cynicalscribble I'm sure if Johnny Depp played me in a movie ... I'd be pretty cool. hee hee! 2:20 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to cynicalscribble
  16. counter counter clockwise is really confusing ... especially when looking at a digital clock. 7:20 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. I think my auto-pilot has food poisoning too! 7:35 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. If you boil popcorn does it still pop? ................just asking. 6:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. I have nothing to wear to the nudist colony!!!!!! 6:43 AM Nov 11th from web
  20. If I woke up with an extra head, I'd think "Great! Another mouth to feed!" 5:56 AM Nov 10th from web