planetross
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BATMAN IS DEAD! .......................dead drunk.
6:00 AM Sep 26th
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I visited the Joker in prison. I took him a Happy Meal, but the police confiscated the toy.
5:18 PM Aug 25th
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I think I could catch Cat Woman with a piece of string!
6:52 PM Aug 12th
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There should be more female villains, because Cat Woman is getting kind of old.
8:49 AM Aug 12th
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Most people don't know that I wear the mask to hide my big afro.
8:41 AM Jul 26th
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No I don't drink blood!
8:15 AM Jul 24th
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I can't believe it! Environmentalists are courting Mr. Freeze over to the planetary cause to fight Global Warming!
7:21 AM Jul 22nd
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@ I thought I'd get married in a colony ... possibly Puerto Rico.
9:17 AM Jul 21st
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in reply to acinonnap
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I'll say this once and only once, "I am not from Batmandu"!
7:33 AM Jul 21st
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I don't like how I look in the comics. I think I look much better in person.
8:14 PM Jul 19th
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I'm glad I work at night! If I worked in the daytime, my tan line would be pretty obvious.
4:25 PM Jul 6th
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Mmmmm Batmanwiches for lunch today! Alfred cuts the crusts off of the bread ... just the way I like them!
10:34 PM Jun 10th
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I'm not scowling! ... I'm cowling.
9:56 AM Jun 3rd
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"Bat Day" was another disappointment at Gotham Stadium this year.
7:49 AM Apr 22nd
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I've sent the wrong message on the wrong twitter account. I think I have a split personality or something!
5:41 PM Apr 7th
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@ I just stumbled on this @ stuff. Thanks for the link. It looks sinister ... very sinister.
8:12 AM Apr 6th
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@ I ran your name through the bat computer ... but nothing came up; so I just held it up in front of a mirror. Pannonica!
8:09 AM Apr 6th
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I'll say this once and only once: "I was never a Batboy."
8:02 AM Apr 6th
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@ in the parallel universe when I had to fight "evil Batman" I didn't get to the races. sorry. Bet they ran clockwise though.
1:51 AM Apr 4th
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in reply to cynicalscribble
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The phone book made a mistake. I wanted to be listed as "The Batman", but instead I'm listed as "T. Bagman". It's going to be a long year.
7:36 PM Mar 30th
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- Name planetross
- Location Gotham City
- Web http://planetross...
- Bio I am a billionaire super hero, but life isn't all crimefighting.
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