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  1. BATMAN IS DEAD! .......................dead drunk.
  2. I visited the Joker in prison. I took him a Happy Meal, but the police confiscated the toy.
  3. I think I could catch Cat Woman with a piece of string!
  4. There should be more female villains, because Cat Woman is getting kind of old.
  5. Most people don't know that I wear the mask to hide my big afro.
  6. No I don't drink blood!
  7. I can't believe it! Environmentalists are courting Mr. Freeze over to the planetary cause to fight Global Warming!
  8. @acinonnap I thought I'd get married in a colony ... possibly Puerto Rico.
  9. I'll say this once and only once, "I am not from Batmandu"!
  10. I don't like how I look in the comics. I think I look much better in person.
  11. I'm glad I work at night! If I worked in the daytime, my tan line would be pretty obvious.
  12. Mmmmm Batmanwiches for lunch today! Alfred cuts the crusts off of the bread ... just the way I like them!
  13. I'm not scowling! ... I'm cowling.
  14. "Bat Day" was another disappointment at Gotham Stadium this year.
  15. I've sent the wrong message on the wrong twitter account. I think I have a split personality or something!
  16. @epicurienne I just stumbled on this @ stuff. Thanks for the link. It looks sinister ... very sinister.
  17. @acinonnap I ran your name through the bat computer ... but nothing came up; so I just held it up in front of a mirror. Pannonica!
  18. I'll say this once and only once: "I was never a Batboy."
  19. @cynicalscribble in the parallel universe when I had to fight "evil Batman" I didn't get to the races. sorry. Bet they ran clockwise though.
  20. The phone book made a mistake. I wanted to be listed as "The Batman", but instead I'm listed as "T. Bagman". It's going to be a long year.