planetross
- BATMAN IS DEAD! .......................dead drunk.6:00 AM Sep 26th from web
- I visited the Joker in prison. I took him a Happy Meal, but the police confiscated the toy.5:18 PM Aug 25th from web
- I think I could catch Cat Woman with a piece of string!6:52 PM Aug 12th from web
- There should be more female villains, because Cat Woman is getting kind of old.8:49 AM Aug 12th from web
- Most people don't know that I wear the mask to hide my big afro.8:41 AM Jul 26th from web
- No I don't drink blood!8:15 AM Jul 24th from web
- I can't believe it! Environmentalists are courting Mr. Freeze over to the planetary cause to fight Global Warming!7:21 AM Jul 22nd from web
- @ I thought I'd get married in a colony ... possibly Puerto Rico.9:17 AM Jul 21st from web in reply to acinonnap
- I'll say this once and only once, "I am not from Batmandu"!7:33 AM Jul 21st from web
- I don't like how I look in the comics. I think I look much better in person.8:14 PM Jul 19th from web
- I'm glad I work at night! If I worked in the daytime, my tan line would be pretty obvious.4:25 PM Jul 6th from web
- Mmmmm Batmanwiches for lunch today! Alfred cuts the crusts off of the bread ... just the way I like them!10:34 PM Jun 10th from web
- I'm not scowling! ... I'm cowling.9:56 AM Jun 3rd from web
- "Bat Day" was another disappointment at Gotham Stadium this year.7:49 AM Apr 22nd from web
- I've sent the wrong message on the wrong twitter account. I think I have a split personality or something!5:41 PM Apr 7th from web
- @ I just stumbled on this @ stuff. Thanks for the link. It looks sinister ... very sinister.8:12 AM Apr 6th from web in reply to epicurienne
- @ I ran your name through the bat computer ... but nothing came up; so I just held it up in front of a mirror. Pannonica!8:09 AM Apr 6th from web in reply to acinonnap
- I'll say this once and only once: "I was never a Batboy."8:02 AM Apr 6th from web
- @ in the parallel universe when I had to fight "evil Batman" I didn't get to the races. sorry. Bet they ran clockwise though.1:51 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to cynicalscribble
- The phone book made a mistake. I wanted to be listed as "The Batman", but instead I'm listed as "T. Bagman". It's going to be a long year.7:36 PM Mar 30th from web
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- Name planetross
- Location Gotham City
- Web http://planetross...
- Bio I am a billionaire super hero, but life isn't all crimefighting.
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