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  1. Burkha Barbie comes in traditional Islamic dress http://is.gd/50DLv However, she is not allowed to leave the store unaccompanied by Ken. 3:28 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. Trying KSM in civilian court proves to the world that we believe in due process and the rule of law. Then we can kill him http://is.gd/4YKS5 5:15 AM Nov 19th from web
  3. The jobs might not actually exist http://is.gd/4WJjr But at least the places they are being created don't exist either http://is.gd/4WJmV 6:20 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Stimulus funds creating thousands of green energy jobs! In China. http://is.gd/4UAkn 5:09 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. Sure, Pelosi may have bribed members to get them to vote yes on health care, but at least she used your money to do it: http://is.gd/4SxHZ 5:43 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. AARP: Association for the Advancement of our Retail Products http://is.gd/4P6Oi 1:05 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. Obama will never rush decision of sending troops into harm’s way http://is.gd/4Ez0O No rush on those already there either http://is.gd/4Ez5S 10:43 AM Oct 27th from web
  8. Krugman: Other than no cost containment, MA health plan working great! http://is.gd/4D1vg "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" 12:38 PM Oct 26th from web
  9. 40 humpback whales will swim behind one female for a chance to mate http://is.gd/4ybNH Humpbacks: World's largest known high school students 7:44 PM Oct 23rd from web
  10. Burning bunnies for heating fuel: http://is.gd/4w4ev Upside: Green, renewable source of energy. Downside: You're burning freaking bunnies! 10:57 AM Oct 22nd from web
  11. Congress kills actual border fence in favor of far more effective make-believe kind http://is.gd/4uo8U (Just pretend it will work) 10:50 AM Oct 21st from web
  12. Great moments in GOP politics: Party chooses liberal to run against Democrat in district that is Republican: http://is.gd/4uiDv 9:30 AM Oct 21st from web
  13. 'Moby-Dick' to be rewritten in emoticons http://is.gd/4sZ63 To that we say, :/ %% :-! :D 4:13 PM Oct 20th from web
  14. My parents made me hide in the attic for five hours for a reality TV show and all I got were these lousy felony charges. http://is.gd/4pHyF 2:28 PM Oct 18th from web
  15. Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the Internet, now sorry for all the slashes http://is.gd/4jOo9 Al Gore: "I told him to leave the slashes out." 4:40 AM Oct 15th from web
  16. Reid: Insurance companies "make more money than any other business in America." http://is.gd/4jATz Except for 85 others http://is.gd/4jBhF 11:55 AM Oct 14th from web
  17. Public school teachers expected to be the big winners in stimulus spending http://is.gd/4fWRp You don't say... http://www.neademocrats.org/ 3:42 PM Oct 12th from web
  18. If you don't purchase health insurance you can either pay a fine or go to jail http://is.gd/48BqA See, you DO have choices under Obamacare! 1:30 PM Oct 9th from web
  19. You know who else won a Nobel Peace Prize? Jimmy Carter http://is.gd/46DVc They think they're helping. But really, they aren't. 5:30 AM Oct 9th from web
  20. In 20 years, shortage of eligible women in China will become critical http://is.gd/45C5s Think "world's largest Star Trek convention." 5:04 AM Oct 9th from web
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