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@PrincessV Oh, it's not like he would do any work at HOME.about 1 hour ago from web
Having a teenager is horrifying sometimes.about 1 hour ago from web
Proud of my son for working.about 4 hours ago from web
I have purple toenails12:39 PM Jul 12th from web
Getting toenails done-they are a shanda.1:31 PM Jul 11th from txt
@karmacat Contracts=migraine10:56 AM Jul 10th from web
Why did my last tweet sound like English is my second language?9:52 AM Jul 10th from web
Remind me never ever to considering becoming a legal secretary9:52 AM Jul 10th from web
Paco wants hot dogs for his birthday dinner. Well, that's easy.11:53 AM Jul 9th from web
In an effort to make up for a virtuous beet salad last night, I just ate a "breakfast sandwich" i.e. a CALORIE BOMB.7:13 AM Jul 9th from web
Want the worst service ever? Barley's Brewhaus, Shawnee, Kansas. FYI.5:34 PM Jul 8th from txt
Dear shoe stores: not everyone in the whole g.d. world wants to wear open-toed shoes.11:22 AM Jul 8th from web
I coulda had a V8 so I did.7:06 AM Jul 8th from web
I can't believe a misspelling of MJ's name is on Trending Topics. There is no hope for humanity.9:57 AM Jul 7th from web
My son passed his driver's ed class8:39 AM Jul 7th from web
I know this is trite, but GOD mondays are depressing8:14 AM Jul 6th from web
Please GOD someone invite my child over so she can stop informing me she's bored9:05 AM Jul 5th from web
Gray Independence Day here.10:33 AM Jul 4th from web
OKAY fine. I like Matthew McConaghy.8:57 AM Jul 4th from txt
I burnt my tongue3:19 PM Jul 3rd from web