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  1. http://bit.ly/4Tlxfg i got a bday present early, just what i wanted too! nic cage with a moustache shooting a 12yr old girl in chest
  2. http://bit.ly/80cZPF its my birthday party and i'll cry if i want to
  3. first candycane on the season consumed. currently still lacking gingerbread and a delightful holiday latte
  4. RT @azizansari: Photo: Ladies and gentlemen, the best Mortal Kombat back tattoo I’ve ever seen. http://tumblr.com/xkq4on8fw
  5. @AshleeHinman just because you don't Locke doesn't mean he doesn't exist
  6. Do I look especially secular tonight? Everyone else gets "merry Xmas". I get "happy holidays"
  7. My wife "he was pushing 50... And she was pushing 14"
  8. @slowhandsmusic its not piracy, just creative accounting http://bit.ly/4Io7Se
  9. http://bit.ly/8kjceQ DEA recruits lil Wayne to use up all the drugs in Mexico
  10. What a pleasant surprise, the chicken and squash pot pie recipie I just made up was preety good
  11. Nashville, what does your average electric bill run? Nearly $100/mo for a small 2bdrm seems pretty outrageous
  12. @sean_francis make it the best of both worlds and get a taco pizza
  13. i cannot get over what an improvement windows 7 is over vista
  14. @Willbury what about handing them a printout of your friendster page with key areas highlighted?
  15. http://bit.ly/60s2NP magic future highways in the USA (as predicted in 1950)
  16. @ashleehinman "white people will do anything if you point at them"
  17. @AshleeHinman "aw man, I thought he had a muscle tee on"
  18. @entrauge skeet skeet
  19. @BobbyHadzor god bless any song with the ying yang twins HHAAAANNGGHHHHH!!!
  20. At what used to be ombi, remembering when... RIP Buddytown