plaid_lemur
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@ FavFusor (FusorFav), FavIdol, FavNova (NovaFav), FavAstral (AstralFav), SWOT (Star Whores Of Twitter)
36 minutes ago
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in reply to Favstar
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Sometimes when my stomach growls, I'm not hungry, I just know the gerbil has finally made it to the halfway point.
about 1 hour ago
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If I created a TV show, I'd make it about a motorcycle stuntman who jumps sharks--just to be safe.
about 19 hours ago
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If you are what you eat, then my name is Mudd--Dorena Mudd, a 58 year-old hooker from Ocala. She was stringy, and tasted like Kools.
about 20 hours ago
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@ What I got out of that was that I'm voting for it again tomorrow, I think.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to timhaines
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Oh, @, @, @, and @, I don't need many other women in my life than you girls--thanks for the FF's!
about 22 hours ago
from web
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I don't think that the Flight of the Conchords new twitter account is real ( @ ) because Mel isn't their only follower.
about 22 hours ago
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@ I half expected to turn on the news one day to hear that they shot each other to death. Idiots couldn't share a cash cow.
3:32 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to paul_e_wog
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They named the world's largest cruise ship 'Oasis of the Seas', which scares me because what if Noel or Liam quit mid-passage?
3:27 PM Nov 13th
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I bet Sarah Palin has a hairy beaver because i bet they keep them as pets in Alaska.
3:00 PM Nov 13th
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I think humpback whales would be a lot more common if they were humpvagina whales.
2:03 PM Nov 13th
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Just nominated favstar.fm for Best Twitter App
1:46 PM Nov 13th
from Mashable Connect
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And I see that @ and @ wanted to get in on my poo chanting! Thanks for the FF's! Hold on...I gotta go chant.
12:32 PM Nov 13th
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... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for the FF's. For that, I'll chant your names as I poo.
12:29 PM Nov 13th
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Thanks to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and...
12:25 PM Nov 13th
from web
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I think girls who like really, really rough sex would probably make great rappers. You know, because of the beat box.
12:20 PM Nov 13th
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People I know say I fall in love too easily, which is...hey, are you reading this? Oh, wow...I never noticed your eyes--we need to talk.
10:58 AM Nov 13th
from web
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And for people with just over 200 followers, follow the shit out of @ @ and @...oops, scratch that last one.
10:42 AM Nov 13th
from web
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Some funny people with under 200 followers: @ @ @ and @ (follow them or I fart on this dead kitten)
10:37 AM Nov 13th
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@ Funny, usually it's chicks who say that to me!
10:28 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to jonrb
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- Name Nikolai
- Location Nieuw Hamsterdam
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio An unusually intuitive and inventive mind available for hire in the marketing fields. plaidlemur at gmail And if you like my jokes, check out favstar and favrd!
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