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BTW, my last tweet should in no way be taken as endorsement of the patently criminal activities of Goldilocks, who should rot in bear jail.
about 2 hours ago
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It's a long drive to in-laws' house, but worth it if only for Goldilocks snow this Christmas--not too heavy, not too light, just right.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Thanks for great cover of beloved song. RIP Kirsty Maccoll link via @
about 6 hours ago
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OH in store - Woman1: Are they kidding? $40 for a pot? Woman2: It's not a pot, it's a skillet. That's not even close.
about 8 hours ago
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OH in store - Mom: Put that down; you'll break it & get in trouble. You don't want to go to jail, do you? Kid: You're mean. Me: Amen, kiddo
about 8 hours ago
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@ That's a passageway into mind of the guy who cuts John Malkovic's yard. More expensive home would = more interesting passage.
about 13 hours ago
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@ re mirror surprise: That mysterious 2nd door in your bedroom?--it's a closet. Board it up NOW--there's a boogeyman in there.
about 14 hours ago
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@ Didn't last long enough to be a tirade. More like a snit, or fit of pique. If not for Ben, would've been clocktower meltdown.
7:57 PM Dec 20th
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@ Nope. We figured everyone would have waited for today to move after storm, so we decided to go tomorrow.
5:46 PM Dec 20th
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@ I don't even deserve a .500 team that won't get to defend its title because of losses to 3 worst teams in NFL? That's harsh!
5:29 PM Dec 20th
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Mike Tomlin owes Ben Roethlisberger one blowjob. At least.
4:52 PM Dec 20th
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Mike Tomlin is a terrible coach. Please RT.
4:24 PM Dec 20th
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See now, THAT'S more like the Steelers I've slowly become habituated to this year. Polamalu is hurt, yes, but is ANY safety out there?
1:39 PM Dec 20th
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OK, Steelers, I will accept the beginning 0:42 of this game as satisfactory.
1:21 PM Dec 20th
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@ @ I don't like the look of those ALL CAPS, Ken. Better just give him the Hickory Dock.
12:32 PM Dec 20th
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Old disaffected teens never die; now they just channel their hatred of the top 40 into social media: via @
12:11 PM Dec 20th
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@ I know you have a kazillion followers who send you stuff, but I thought this might be up your geek alley: Peace
10:47 PM Dec 19th
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FedEx hero allowed me to pick up books ordered w/ gift certificate I won in writing contest for this bit of silliness:
10:38 PM Dec 19th
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Shout-out to the kind Raleigh FedEx employee who let me into pickup center 4 minutes after closing to get my package. Santa totally saw that
10:32 PM Dec 19th
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@ <Gielgud voice>Thought you, as professor, would grasp nuanced use of the passive voice. I see I was mistaken.</Gielgud voice>
10:02 PM Dec 19th
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- Name Peter Waldron
- Location North Carolina
- Web http://brokenstov...
- Bio Writer, homebrewer and bon vivant seeks wealthy publisher w/ book deal, low self esteem for goal of canoodling, self-enrichment.
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