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  1. ♫ Every day a little death In the parlor, in the bed In the curtains, in the silver In the buttons, in the bread ♫ http://tinysong.com/blI1 about 3 hours ago from Ping.fm
  2. @jephjacques YAYYYYYY about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jephjacques
  3. An't, ain't, aren't: the evolution of a contraction, and why we don't say "Amn't I?" http://j.mp/8jB2hG about 8 hours ago from Ping.fm
  4. @renchops We get five counseling sessions a year. Which, I can tell you right now, is not enough to even bother with. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to renchops
  5. @renchops My insurance doesn't cover therapy, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't cover medication, either. I am not rich enough to be well. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to renchops
  6. Oh, thank goodness, I'm starting to feel like crap again. A whole day at work feeling perky and healthy was starting to get unnerving. Phew! about 9 hours ago from Ping.fm
  7. On page 92 of 360 of The Absolute Death by Neil Gaiman http://bit.ly/5z4ZKB about 9 hours ago from Goodreads
  8. @argylestyle Zachary Quinto had me at first glower on Heroes. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to argylestyle
  9. @Xytrex "Save the seals," they said. "Eat Baked Alaska! BE ALL YOU CAN BE." But it was a lie. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Xytrex
  10. @planetJoseph @sarahbellum IT STANDS TO REASON about 9 hours ago from web in reply to planetJoseph
  11. "This chess set has an extra bishop." "Cut off its head. Remove its heart. BURN IT" "?" "It's what you do to witches & superfluous bishops." about 10 hours ago from Ping.fm
  12. Also apparently there is a wedding (wedding rehearsal?) going on in the lobby. A jubilant, joyous, raucous wedding. #WTF #Ihateeverybody about 10 hours ago from Ping.fm
  13. @dooce Most flour *is* pre-sifted. The conspiracy is that mostly you don't need to sift, except for, like, angel food cake. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to dooce
  14. Aaaaand with the first real snow day comes the first day of snow madness in the library! Somebody save me. Somebody SAVE US ALL. about 10 hours ago from Ping.fm
  15. "Really NY? You know who lets gays marry? Iowa. Yeah, Iowa." — @mileskahn (Producer, The Daily Show) about 11 hours ago from Ping.fm
  16. @aedison Curse you and curse my easily suggestible brain LET THE ORINOCO FLOW. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to aedison
  17. On top of never going grocery shopping hungry, apparently I need to add never going out to lunch hungry. :P (@ Les Madeleines) about 12 hours ago from foursquare
  18. “Pretending that Hell exists and that I fear going there after I die is the only Hell I will ever know. Merry Fullofshitmas.” — @DieLaughing about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. New blog post, IN WHICH for some reason I continue to catalogue/advertise the reasons you should avoid me. Fun times! http://j.mp/6DPi7Q about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. So many people hovering around right now, eagerly providing me with info I don't care about. GET ON TWITTER WHERE I CAN IGNORE YOU, DAMMIT! about 13 hours ago from Ping.fm