pizzawhisperer
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and his tasty cheese friends feel really sorry for the lactose intolerant.
2:26 PM Nov 23rd
from Facebook
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Some pizzas are so superficial. Who do they think they're fooling? Not me.
3:49 PM Nov 17th
from Facebook
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can't have a conversation with cheaply made pizzas.
9:41 AM Nov 10th
from Facebook
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is happy to be surrounded by pizzas that actually care about their integrity. Unlike other pizzas.
11:34 AM Nov 4th
from Facebook
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needs to get something off his chest for a change. Crumbs. Lot of crumbs.
4:07 PM Oct 28th
from Facebook
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has decided that our pizzas are highly intelligent. Maybe it's the premium ingredients, or maybe it was the chess...
2:17 PM Oct 20th
from Facebook
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Found out that the life expectancy of our pizzas is actually shorter than others because of how loaded they are with delicious ingredients.
3:51 PM Oct 15th
from web
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has heard many things about those cheap pizzas, but frozen, mechanically flattened dough disks? Now THAT is ridiculous.
12:05 PM Oct 6th
from web
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finds conversations with other pizzas to be, well, very boring.
4:46 PM Sep 8th
from Facebook
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is secretly laughing at the other pizzas who are trying so hard to be something they're not (delicious).
4:00 PM Sep 3rd
from Facebook
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is disappointed and a little sad after the other pizzas 'showed him what they're made of'.
4:50 PM Sep 2nd
from Facebook
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says a pizza without enough toppings is a crime against humanity. And pizza.
3:47 PM Jul 29th
from web
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has zero tolerance for low-quality ingredients and will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.
4:51 PM Jul 24th
from web
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says infinity is not even close to enough toppings. Ponder that one.
3:26 PM Jul 21st
from web
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is indeed a Pizza Whisperer AND he plays one on TV.
4:53 PM Jul 14th
from web
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won't lower his standards when it comes to crust. You can't make him. No way. No how.
4:14 PM Jul 13th
from web
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likes lots of toppings on top of his toppings.
3:51 PM Jul 1st
from web
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loves a pizza on a warm summer day. Or a cool summer day. Or night. Or anytime, really.
3:56 PM Jun 30th
from web
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says King Arthur's Supreme got into a tussle with Montague's All Meat Marvel. The aftermath was delicious.
5:07 PM Jun 25th
from web
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sheds a tear for all those other pizzas that are deprived of toppings.
3:40 PM Jun 24th
from web
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- Name The Pizza Whisperer
- Location Wherever a pizza needs me.
- Web http://roundtable...
- Bio I help pizzas reach their full potential.
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