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  1. Just remembered! Guy on subway was full-on reading a Redwall book! #wearealreadybuds #hejustdoesntknowityet about 6 hours ago from txt
  2. "Was that a ninja?" "More like a nonja." #actualdialogue about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. UH DID SPEED RACER'S DAD JUST COLD MURDER A DUDE about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Hey, people I care about: should I see The Limits of Control? about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @abrahamjoseph WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to abrahamjoseph
  6. @abrahamjoseph ouch about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to abrahamjoseph
  7. GYM MEMBERSHIP MOTHERFUCKERS #howdidigethere #ohgod #whathaveidone about 14 hours ago from txt
  8. Why is there a human verification code for this spam unsubscribe link?? ROBOTS PUT PEOPLE _ON_ MAILING LISTS, NOT OFF. 3:00 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  9. UGH I started up Child's Christmas in Wales and I accidentally just made the Jesse Eisenberg face! YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN 1:45 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  10. "He's ten times the man you are, and you're, like, forty guys." #howdidthisshownotcatchon 10:18 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  11. Oh man Dollhouse just went all Grant Morrison Doom Patrol. #crazyjane 9:28 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  12. RT @TimeLostBatman: From 12 to 33, Jesus was my partner. I punched the criminals, and then he healed them. And then I punched them again. 9:21 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  13. (Or at least, it has this season.) 9:07 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  14. -I think maybe part of the reason Dollhouse never did well is that it ACTUALLY changes its own status quo completely every few eps. 9:07 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  15. All comic criticism nerds know by now about the "illusion of change," the description of what readers really crave over actual change. Well- 9:06 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  16. I think @jenvaf just arched me. #doesthatmakemerustyventure #noprobablythatseacowguy 7:53 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  17. jesus when you Google "i" the first hit is apple.com, following the Wiki on the letter I. #corporateculture 7:40 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  18. OHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCK #DOLLHOUSE 7:19 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  19. Man I hate dailykos but Yowza Man Oh Man Al Franken is a Real Dude: http://is.gd/5pkJ9 6:57 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  20. Fruit flies and houseflies are, like, different species, right? The little ones can't Voltron up to form a big one or anything, right? 6:26 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck