pirateykris
- @calciphus Yeah, I noticed that too. Hope it was unintentional, KJEE's one of my favorite stations at work :Pabout 18 hours ago from txt
- I really need to buy more work socks. It's become a game to guess which of my toes will be visible each day. And draw happy faces on them.about 21 hours ago from txt
- Operation Extricate the Damned Python a resounding success! Medals and commendations all around, drinks will be served in the reception hall7:13 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Snake Situation Update: Location - under fridge. Operation Extricate the Damned Python will commence immediately.6:45 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Snake Situation Alert, threat level: Not In Box. Whereabouts unknown, search commencing.6:22 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Accidentally left my birthday flowers at the restaurant. Went back for em and they'd been put on another table. Repossessed my damn flowers.10:27 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Total on the dinner check: $472.56. Well played, people. Well played indeed. :)9:53 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Yay, work eez done! Now home for a quick shower before birfday dinner with roomie and friends, then shenanigans ;)6:06 PM Jul 11th from txt
- @clunkclunk @toonzie Aw, yay! Congratulations to you both :)1:27 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Washed my jacket last night and emptied the pockets: 2 packs of gum, cigarettes, portable ashtray, Skittles and 5htp. Yep, that's OKamp. :)8:45 AM Jul 11th from txt
- When clipping my fingernails, somehow I always forget to do my right pinky. IT IS NOT FOR DRUGS I SWEAR I AM JUST ABSENT-MINDED9:37 AM Jul 10th from txt
- The VP of my company just pulled up next to my truck in traffic and witnessed me singing Tool at full volume. Thank god the windows were up.11:46 AM Jul 9th from txt
- Wiping cobwebs off the high ceilings with a paper towel zip-tied to the end of my fencing saber. I am the MacGyver of housecleaning.5:39 PM Jun 28th from txt
- Playing Rock Band with @cdport and dedicating this next song to our absent bandmate @h2opolodolphin9:43 PM Jun 23rd from txt
- My dad just described his friend's kidney stone operation to me using the phrase "wing-wang". I need to go Windex my brain now.7:01 PM Jun 21st from txt
- @severed_rose Yay! That is happy news :)6:49 PM Jun 20th from txt
- Little old lady just gave me a big hug and told me I was "an absolute doll" for setting up her new computer. THIS is why I do this job. :)3:04 PM Jun 19th from txt
- Wireless Xbox guitar controller has been obtained. Rocking will commence in 3... 2... 1...8:23 PM Jun 16th from txt
- So many parents of grads in town this weekend. If they only knew what their money REALLY went towards...6:52 PM Jun 12th from txt
- The new Prius commercials look like an Anne Geddes photo exploded all over them. *shudder* Creepy flower children.8:07 PM Jun 9th from txt
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- Name pirateykris
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Bio I like pirates (see username). Also, I am a big fan of cookies. Give me cookies, please.
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