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  1. All right, we know ye were lookin' fer naked Ferrets, but shavin' the poor beasties was just cruel! Save the mustelidae!
  2. Both our CDs are now up on the merchant ship iTunes! So all ye Mac pirates have no excuse anymore. http://bit.ly/4Gr42L
  3. Happy Thanksgiving, Yankees! What're we thankful for? Oh, the usual: rum, booty, the Captain not burnin' down the ship with the turkey...
  4. Pirate Joke of the Day: A Scotsman walks into a baa.
  5. Pirate Joke of the Day: An Irishman walks out of a bar.
  6. New photos up in our gallery! ...Surprising, considerin' we don't have souls and therefore shouldn't show up in pictures. piratesforsail.com
  7. I'll be a rich pirate among th' webmasters when I figure out how t' keelhaul a content management system! ...Or when I rob 'em. Whichever.
  8. "You look like you got hit by a wayward hackey sack." On One-Eyed Mike's new b-day set of classy croched eyepatch cozies. Happy b-day, Mike!
  9. When we run into a merchant ship, we're pirates. When we run into the navy, we're privateers. And when we run into a dock, we're drunk.
  10. Check out our new CD, available now from CD Baby at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/PiratesForSail2 http://bit.ly/3AcBGa
  11. http://bit.ly/4AYqo4
  12. Beware the Captain's hugs. They may break (or fix) yer jaw (or back). Either way the Company does not pay medical (or bail).
  13. Turns out zombie viruses can be cured by vast amounts of (red)rum & the vast amount of sleep that follows.Thanks to all who partied with us!
  14. The zombie virus has spread, but the undead crew'll still be at Piratz Tavern tonight. 5-9PM! Don't worry, we won't bite...hard.
  15. Graaains... Graaaaaaiiiiiinssssss... ...What? We're outta beer!
  16. Bein' a pirate is all fun and games until somebody loses their brains to the undead hoards.
  17. [Flint] Oddly enough, some of the crew actually smell -better- as unholy sacks of rotting flesh. Ah well, best get out the blunderbuss...
  18. [Flint] Finn bleedin' bit me! ...'N now I'm bleedin'... Luckily I won't turn, she's not an undead hellion yet, she just likes biting people.
  19. Some sort of strange illness going around the crew lately. They've been turning gray and mumbling about brains. Hah! Like we have brains...
  20. The crew'll be up (not-so) bright and early on Oct 18 for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in Hunt Valley, MD! http://tinyurl.com/pfsrfc