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  1. @mediatemple - do you hold it against customers who Tweet at you whilst intoxicated? It's something I be considerin'...
  2. There be a rustle in my hedgerow. Why is there a hedgerow in the Captain's quarters of a pirate starship?
  3. @timandrews1005 - hot sticky dumplings mate, Mumblybass. Brilliant!
  4. @ericvon - Mumblybass is a hit!!
  5. @Topheratl - I've successfully tracked down the standing wave of CNN's first transmission. Ted's in overalls.
  6. @stephenfry - Tell Carwardine that Captain Drew still has a monitor lizard somewhere in his pantry & is still rather cross about it.
  7. Who shall join me this glorious eve for a festive mug of grog?
  8. I have successfully developed a method of pooping DIRECTLY onto asteroids & am willing to sell technology. Please retweet!
  9. @Topheratl - do you have a bald head and are you handing out flowers? jst chckn
  10. @jalynhenton - Egypt fact #11: I did not know that you had gone there.
  11. I am smitten by the sweater-encrusted lovely waiting bar at BookHouse. She joins Bangs as a barmaid crush.
  12. @DaveKell - My crew reported seeing vampires with diaries having a private party at Fort Twain on Sunday night!
  13. @DaveKell - I have a secret but can't tell you until midnight! LOL
  14. @dwivian - I don't recall authorizing an excursion to Hell. Leave immediately and meet me at Pink Pony South sometime next week.
  15. @dwivian -Ah. I believe you mean "carapace", not "Candace".
  16. @dwivian - I saw a Candace tonight dressed as Mrs. Claus, handing out treats. I was smitten, but she was young. Not even 100 yet.
  17. @dwivian - Am back... heard that there was a sale on lard. Did I ever mention how much I love lard? LOVE it. You buy anything nice?
  18. Finished topping off anti-freeze in our fleet. Stray dog howling nearby, won't come close. Don't want to call pound on him, but it's COLD :(
  19. Christmas can be a lonely time for a space pirate if he doesn't have a Christmas wench. I, of course, always have Nursebot to fall back on.
  20. @clermonthound - am particularly pleased with the sexy barmaid, which is saying something as I do not usually like tattooed wenches.