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  1. Why do pirates go to the opera? For the arrrrias and high c's! about 7 hours ago from API
  2. What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday? Arrrrrrrrbor Day! about 22 hours ago from API
  3. What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye? Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate! 7:19 AM Dec 4th from API
  4. Why was the little pirate boy crying at school? Because he wasn't populaaarrrr!! 4:19 PM Dec 3rd from API
  5. What's a pirate's favorite animal? An AARRRmadillo!! 7:19 AM Dec 3rd from API
  6. What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire? They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque! 4:19 PM Dec 2nd from API
  7. What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet? Larrrrrrrrd! 7:19 AM Dec 2nd from API
  8. How does a pirate like to go camping? In an ARRRRRRGH-V! 4:19 PM Dec 1st from API
  9. What does a pirate from Boston say? AHHHHHHHHHHH! 7:19 AM Dec 1st from API
  10. How do pirates conserve energy? They carrrrrrrpool! 4:19 PM Nov 30th from API
  11. What did the lenient policeman do with the captured pirate? Gave him a warrrrrrning! 7:19 AM Nov 30th from API
  12. What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'? Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker... 4:19 PM Nov 29th from API
  13. What was wrong with the pirate's door? It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh! 7:19 AM Nov 29th from API
  14. What do you call a happy pirate? A jolly roger! 4:19 PM Nov 28th from API
  15. What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies? His Arrrrrrm! 7:19 AM Nov 28th from API
  16. Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner? He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!! 4:19 PM Nov 27th from API
  17. What is a pirates favorite tree? Arrrborvitae 7:19 AM Nov 27th from API
  18. What do you call old pirate weapons? Arrrrrrtifacts! 4:19 PM Nov 26th from API
  19. Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party? Da-Balloons! 7:19 AM Nov 26th from API
  20. How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch! 4:19 PM Nov 25th from API