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  1. Holy shit. Brittney Murphy is DEAD?!
  2. i think husband is getting tired of me pausing The Tudors to give him history lessons. i am Tudor Nerd -- the worst kind of nerd!
  3. husband just called The Green Mile "a funny movie."
  4. is it too early to set my table for christmas eve? eh, prolly. don't wanna have to dust it!
  5. i am watching the jonas brothers show. i now have a fav jonas brother. pleez kill me.
  6. uh... where's the snow?
  7. using the leftover cherries to make Oatmeal Chocolate Cherry Almond Cookies. yeah. these cookies have a lot going on.
  8. i have been photoshopping photos of barbies. somewhere along the way, i crossed a big, fat line.
  9. I think I have showed great restraint in only putting out one of our THREE nativity sets this year. Frankly, I'm running out of surfaces!
  10. why are quilts always associated with bonnets and rocking chairs and big wicker baskets of peonies?
  11. overheard at in-laws: i like green olives cuz they smell like silage.
  12. note to self: use parchment paper when baking with peppermint candy. Target shopping list: new cookie sheets.
  13. omg. who's bringing me an eggnog mcshake?
  14. i'm thankful that there will only be 9 for dinner tonight. also thankful that I have 2 ovens.
  15. husband is listening to some kind of piano elevator christmas music. it's not exactly making me feel festive.
  16. the bird has landed. i repeat -- the bird has landed. over and out.
  17. got up at 6am to be at jewel when it opened at 7am. cuz i hate people.
  18. my review of "new moon": alice must've turned me vamp cuz all i wanna do is BITE JACOB'S NECK.
  19. took the kids to the park for 2 hours, the inevitable result of which is that I'm now doing laundry.
  20. there is a single tiny, grey sock lost somewhere in my house.