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@ Go you!!! I'm jealous, I'm still sitting at 15 minutes apart. Good job sweetie. I am thinking of you.
5:54 PM Dec 2nd
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@ I'm just glad that I wasn't being completely insane and what I thought was going on, was going on. Plus I <3 my Dr
11:00 AM Nov 10th
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@ hopefully longer than 9 days, cause that's still purdy early but it's just craziness. NINE DAYS AND NO LABOR STOPPAGE!
10:45 AM Nov 10th
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Because this is mind blowing: Baby is in place and her head is RIGHT THERE ready to go. 9 days and labor will not be stopped anymore.
10:28 AM Nov 10th
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@ the sedation is so I don't throw something through my tv over this football game.
2:30 PM Nov 1st
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@ Contractions are pretty par for the course for me right now. They aren't close enough to be a worry yet.
2:29 PM Nov 1st
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I think I am going to need to be sedated soon.
2:24 PM Nov 1st
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And we have our first contraction of the game.
2:00 PM Nov 1st
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Jolly I am gonna fucking headbutt you into next fucking week. ASSHOLE WE STOPPED THEM!!!
1:48 PM Nov 1st
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@ I am trying, I think I've paced a hole in the living room carpet already
1:04 PM Nov 1st
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Packers/Vikings in mere minutes. This will be epic.
12:56 PM Nov 1st
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@ and another ferret down my pants. Back up you know.
12:09 PM Oct 29th
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I commit all my crimes with a ferret in one hand and a dildo in the other. This is how I roll.
11:58 AM Oct 29th
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I bathed without help! When you're 31 weeks pregnant, this deserves a damn ticker tape parade.
6:54 AM Oct 23rd
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Maddie is so my husband's child. Anytime he blasts Metallica she kicks and wiggles around to the music. Thankfully she also does this to Ani
8:51 AM Oct 18th
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Tonight and tomorrow we're setting up Maddie's room. Oh, and I finally remembered twitter exists.
11:59 AM Sep 7th
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It's a girl!
5:01 PM Aug 18th
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Bean is kicking the ever living hell out of me this afternoon. There goes my nap.
1:37 PM Jul 23rd
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The commonwealth of Virginia can kiss my pink ass. You would not believe the documents I need for a frickin ID card.
10:02 AM Jul 23rd
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People have harassed me to get back on tweeting, so if you'd like to know what's new . . .
6:45 AM Jul 23rd
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- Name Crista Anne
- Location iPhone: 32.971388,-96.827235
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- Bio A 20 something Pink haired, football loving, Sexpert and Mommy To Be
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