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  1. Curly fries with cheese = breakfast of champions 8:32 AM Sep 4th from txt
  2. Mere hours to go until payday... Finally. 12:39 PM Sep 3rd from txt
  3. First day with the rest of our FT employees back, and incidentally our first callout. The more things change... 5:43 AM Aug 31st from txt
  4. Ate a handful of nickels the other day. Shit was so cash. 7:06 AM Aug 27th from txt
  5. I think I'm gonna quit my job and join a mariachi band. 9:00 AM Aug 26th from txt
  6. Second day back and I'm already tired of work. 3:51 AM Aug 25th from txt
  7. @rainnwilson Oh it's waaay too late to take it back. I'm gonna hold you to that one. And something else. Gross. 12:28 PM Aug 20th from web
  8. I saw one commercial that said every 3 seconds an id is stolen. The next said every 60 seconds, a tempurpedic is bought. I wonder how of ... 7:36 AM Aug 17th from txt
  9. Any 420 tweeps want to get together and work on www.drugtestcongress.org Wal Mart clerks get tested for a job, but Congresspeople don't? 7:45 AM Aug 13th from web
  10. #icantrespect people who use hash tag spam to get more Twitter followers. I hope you all die in a fire. 12:51 PM Aug 12th from web
  11. Dear porn twits who keep following me. I work in porn. I'm probably the LEAST likely guy for you to sell porn to. I gets mine free. 7:05 AM Aug 12th from web
  12. Twitter kicked my cat and called me a dirty name. #whattwitterdidforme 11:10 AM Aug 10th from web
  13. @LibertyLady77 I just sent you a Schwag Bong Hit, want to take a hit? http://stonertweets.com/get/4a802c068da5a #stonertweets #MMOT 7:17 AM Aug 10th from Stoner Tweets
  14. Dial is now advertising a "pheromone enhanced" body wash. So now you can wash off your man-stink and cover it with more man-stink. 7:15 AM Aug 10th from web
  15. I won 200 internets today. 10:42 AM Aug 9th from web
  16. http://twitpic.com/c10b5 - @imaginesrainbow asked me to post this for her. I'm not stalking random kids or anything. 9:15 AM Jul 29th from TwitPic
  17. @ImaginesRainbow I just sent you a Schwag Joint, want to take a hit? http://stonertweets.com/get/4a6d1d2822e6e #stonertweets 8:21 PM Jul 26th from Stoner Tweets
  18. @Hail_Mary_Jane I just sent you a Schwag Bong Hit, want to take a hit? http://stonertweets.com/get/4a6d1adcaba9d #stonertweets 8:11 PM Jul 26th from Stoner Tweets
  19. @SUETHEINTERNET I just sent you a Schwag Joint, want to take a hit? http://stonertweets.com/get/4a6d1aa1bccdd #stonertweets 8:10 PM Jul 26th from Stoner Tweets
  20. @ImaginesRainbow I just sent you a Schwag Bong Hit, want to take a hit? http://stonertweets.com/get/4a6d1a62a59cf #stonertweets 8:09 PM Jul 26th from Stoner Tweets
  • Name Jim Cortina
  • Location New Brunswick, NJ
  • Web http://www.pinkey...
  • Bio Foodie/Geek/Porn Aficianado/Perpetual Internet Slackoff
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