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  1. hot and tired. ready to move to Antarctica to escape the heat cuz its just another day over 100 degrees
  2. thank god google is releasing its own OS, that is way more interesting than the fact that mj is still dead
  3. how does the dish rack get so dirty when you only use it to dry clean dishes?
  4. is your dog begging for some bible time? take it to church: http://bit.ly/imC0L
  5. my car broke, it is hot again & stupid people are calling me on the phone. today sucks.
  6. this week goes on forever and it never ends.
  7. get out your coats, ya'll! it is down right cold today -- highs in the lower 90s.
  8. Norm Coleman FINALLY concedes to Al Franken almost 8 months after the fact...
  9. it is still raining!!!
  10. rain!!!
  11. looking forward to chilly day -- high temps in the mid to upper 90s today! yay!
  12. 10 days of temps over 100, will we buck the trend tomorrow? here's hoping...
  13. another reason to hate gov good hair and lite gov dewhurst: http://bit.ly/xojeX
  14. bernie madoff gets 150 year jail sentence. deserved for sure, but it will never undo the destruction he incurred. jackass.
  15. much work to do, little motivation. just like every other monday.
  16. they are making up the 40% chance of rain so austinites won't commit mass suicide to escape the outrageous heat & drought
  17. thought that it was a joke that Billy Mays died. Wonder if it was from years of exposure to oxiclean & orange glo???
  18. MJ's death sparks bus brawl. need i say more? http://bit.ly/gYfA9
  19. it was 107 yesterday. enough already!
  20. RIP Farah. I always wanted to be you (but always ended up being Sabrina) when we played Charlies' Angels during recess