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  1. This is just craptastic. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. note to self: binge drinking leads binge eating and a big fat burn on your hand. fuck this day. about 6 hours ago from web
  3. RT @Modern_Drunkard: People shouldn't ask me questions when I'm loaded because I'm likely to tell the truth. about 7 hours ago from web
  4. unfortunately a bottle of wine will not erase a shit day. about 7 hours ago from web
  5. RT @TVCarnage: Screening TV & @Street_Carnage goodies TONITE at 8PM in Austin @Scoot_Inn_ATX. RT to win a kiss from my lovely assistant ... about 9 hours ago from web
  6. FREE TV Carnage @Scoot_Inn_ATX TONITE w/ live appearance by Pinky, 11/23 8PM: http://bit.ly/7kke7S about 9 hours ago from web
  7. RT @JerryThomas: H1N1 would be a lot more fun if it didn't make people sick. And also, if it tasted like waffles. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. I'm making progress! I now have over 32,000 words. I almost feel like I can catch up. #nanowrimo 2:38 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. I wonder if the dogs will ever learn that they can't get under the blanket while they are on top of it. 2:07 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. @Strwbrry_Blonde he couldn't do much when he was a longhorn. doubt simms is better with age. 1:30 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to Strwbrry_Blonde
  11. @geekandahalf clean your room! 12:26 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to geekandahalf
  12. I just found out that AC/DC played their first American show at the Armadillo World Headquarters. 12:22 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. Do I keep the dogs in the house so they irritate the hell out of me or do I let them out to bark at the neighbor? Outside it is. #nanowrimo 11:57 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. I broke 30k words. If I write 6k more words today I'm caught up. Like that's going to happen. Ha! #nanowrimo 10:38 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. @madhaiku come clean mine and I'll let my dog write your book. 8:59 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to madhaiku
  16. @TVCarnage we don't call them "drink & drive tests". That would be your first clue that they weren't made for Canadians to pass. 8:28 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to TVCarnage
  17. Why do my characters always eat? And drink alcohol? It just makes me hungry and want to get snot-slinging drunk. #nanowrimo 7:58 AM Nov 22nd from web
  18. RT @KGSR is now 93.3! Same station, better signal. Reset your pre-set. 7:34 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Longhorn senior night was a success: McCoy & Shipley broke records, won Big 12 South title, we're 11-0, final score 51-20. Hook 'em! 8:32 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. Standing ovation for the longhorn seniors! *cheers and claps wildly* 8:20 PM Nov 21st from web