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  1. This is just craptastic.
  2. note to self: binge drinking leads binge eating and a big fat burn on your hand. fuck this day.
  3. RT @Modern_Drunkard: People shouldn't ask me questions when I'm loaded because I'm likely to tell the truth.
  4. unfortunately a bottle of wine will not erase a shit day.
  5. RT @TVCarnage: Screening TV & @Street_Carnage goodies TONITE at 8PM in Austin @Scoot_Inn_ATX. RT to win a kiss from my lovely assistant ...
  6. FREE TV Carnage @Scoot_Inn_ATX TONITE w/ live appearance by Pinky, 11/23 8PM: http://bit.ly/7kke7S
  7. RT @JerryThomas: H1N1 would be a lot more fun if it didn't make people sick. And also, if it tasted like waffles.
  8. I'm making progress! I now have over 32,000 words. I almost feel like I can catch up. #nanowrimo
  9. I wonder if the dogs will ever learn that they can't get under the blanket while they are on top of it.
  10. @Strwbrry_Blonde he couldn't do much when he was a longhorn. doubt simms is better with age.
  11. @geekandahalf clean your room!
  12. I just found out that AC/DC played their first American show at the Armadillo World Headquarters.
  13. Do I keep the dogs in the house so they irritate the hell out of me or do I let them out to bark at the neighbor? Outside it is. #nanowrimo
  14. I broke 30k words. If I write 6k more words today I'm caught up. Like that's going to happen. Ha! #nanowrimo
  15. @madhaiku come clean mine and I'll let my dog write your book.
  16. @TVCarnage we don't call them "drink & drive tests". That would be your first clue that they weren't made for Canadians to pass.
  17. Why do my characters always eat? And drink alcohol? It just makes me hungry and want to get snot-slinging drunk. #nanowrimo
  18. RT @KGSR is now 93.3! Same station, better signal. Reset your pre-set.
  19. Longhorn senior night was a success: McCoy & Shipley broke records, won Big 12 South title, we're 11-0, final score 51-20. Hook 'em!
  20. Standing ovation for the longhorn seniors! *cheers and claps wildly*