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  1. "Fate is what you call the person screwing you over when you don't know their name."about 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  2. RT @rawbery79: @pineapplecakes No, fried pineapple on a stick at the Iowa State Fair: now THAT'S a pineapple miracle! // FTW.about 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  3. RT @BrnEyeSuss: @pineapplecakes * BREAKING NEWS * Pineapple upside down pancakes at IHOP ! // It's a pineapple miracle!about 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  4. @impeachmybush I'm watching it and aking weird parralels with my own family, lolabout 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to impeachmybush
  5. I can't believe they made a shitty, tween version of Ten Things I Hate About You. Julia Stiles or bust.about 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  6. @impeachmybush OMG on Malcom in the Middle =))about 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to impeachmybush
  7. LOL OH GOD THEY'RE PRAYING AWAY THE GAYabout 2 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  8. OMG MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE MARATHON ON NICK AT NITE! Dysfunctional families FOR THE WINabout 3 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  9. Still just as haunting as it was a few years ago: http://tr.im/qZZTabout 7 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  10. RT @roomerholmes: SHIT. Roddick's serve is soooo LOUD // That's what she said?about 13 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  11. Peter Sarsgaard manages to look exactly like Stephen Moyer in the Skeleton Key. Coincidence?about 19 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  12. I would hit it so hard circa Bad: http://tr.im/qWp3about 22 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  13. lol fiddle6:38 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  14. RT @Shoq: Turn on NBC in HDTV. You can almost smell the urine in the subway! // HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS GOING FOR THAT?!6:35 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  15. I would like to be in NYC for fireworks6:34 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  16. I hear fireworks and the bb cat is losing her mind6:21 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  17. Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Michael Jackson - 41. Beyoncé - 16. Pearl Jam - 11. http://bit.ly/QkEF3:11 PM Jul 4th from tweeklyfm
  18. I have never gotten high in such a janky manner before. Fuckers taking my pipe and shit. #weedFAIL2:16 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  19. RT @dirty_sky: @pineapplecakes Madame President looks exhausted from all the airlocking she's done today for FREEDOM. // She loves 'Murrika1:06 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  20. We're real party animals today http://twitpic.com/9aut112:56 PM Jul 4th from DestroyTwitter
  • Name Mike Crap Bag
  • Location Tehran
  • Bio Cynical 17 Year Old. High School Dropout, Weed Enthusiast, and @Maddow stalker. Bleeds College FB, Politics, and Soap Operas. Spymaster follows welcomed.
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