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  1. Popsicles with jaw breakers near the base remind me of bananas with two walnuts next to them. 25 minutes ago from Twitterrific
  2. RT @TotallySketch: HOT GIRLZ in REHAB! Ep 3: http://www.youtube.com/watc... Guest Starring @hiimrawn @pimplywimp @jason_hor ... about 5 hours ago from web
  3. i want to make an ant my pet, but i don't want to deal with the whole ant farm. any ideas for a leash? about 5 hours ago from web
  4. Have you ever gave your mirror image a high five? It's better than a pat on the back. 1:23 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  5. Feeling really bad for those sad Southwest Airlines workers whose lives are bags. Utterly depressing. 1:16 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  6. Chocolate Friday, doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doodoo! 3:13 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  7. I think footballs on Thanksgiving should NOT be made out of pigskin, but rather made out of turkey skin. 10:35 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  8. I love parades! Hey look it's a giant movie promotion filled with air moving very slowly in the sky. 11:33 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  9. Does the important art film "One Night In Paris" have Teams? I wanna be Team Rick. 8:53 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  10. @ijustine My brother puts baby powder on his face & hasn't eaten garlic in a year because he's Team Edward. 8:49 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to ijustine
  11. I haven't been wearing a shirt for a week because I'm on team Jacob. 8:44 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  12. I'm such a giving person. Just gave some bitch the finger. 8:36 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  13. Holy hell I am incredible. Happy Thanksgiving! 5:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  14. I am such a philanthropist it's fucking unbelievable! Threw some pennies away so that poor people can pick them out of the landfill. 5:45 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. (@RobertMena) Oops by "sex tape" I meant that important work of art One Night In Paris worthy of a screening by President, Pope, & Bon Jovi. 2:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. (@RobertMena) By going to Paris, I meant watching that sex tape "One Night In Paris". I still get you some cheese if you want though. 2:16 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. Of course God is a woman, but do you think she shaves her boobs? 2:14 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. I'm such a good samaritan. My moral behaviour is fucking awesome! 1:34 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. I am strikingly similar to Meatloaf. But instead of love, I would do anything for old ladies crossing the street. 10:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  20. Will Smith & an old Chinese guy say "He who says he can & he who says he can't, are usually right." http://bit.ly/1DbYan 9:20 PM Nov 24th from web