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I think I'll head back to the mainland and figure out some way to turn this crazy place into an amusment park. I've had a lot of fun here
10:09 AM Aug 6th
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he used this weapon he found called a mulet maker. turns out it worked like a charm.
10:08 AM Aug 6th
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I managed to get to my cell but it melted to my pocket. It gave me a little trouble but I managed to make a call. Russell finally came
10:08 AM Aug 6th
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so where was I .. I yeah I must have blacked out on the spit! oh.. I'm going to have a nasty burn tomorrow..
10:07 AM Aug 6th
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I must have passed out from the excitment! have fun with me and play Pillage at
1:28 PM Jul 21st
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my only chance is if I can reach my phone and Russell picks up! let me try..
6:50 PM Jun 16th
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dinner, isn't a good way to go out. I mean they could be burping you up for days! well... I won't go out without kicking my way down!
6:16 PM Jun 12th
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spit I'm now attached to.... yep we lost... lost in a big way.. in fact I can't think of a worse way of losing. nope becoming someones
6:15 PM Jun 12th
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instead I'd like to think we had a chance... took out those nasty cannibal warriors and got the idol but then how do I explain the....
6:14 PM Jun 12th
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but then I'd have to tell you that I lost that battle, the cannibals hung us from a tree and pulled my underpants up over my head..
6:13 PM Jun 12th
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I guess I should tell you what happened next!
6:11 PM Jun 12th
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well this is a Looooong time to hold your breath!
6:11 PM Jun 12th
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to be continued.....
2:29 PM May 17th
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what weapon you use? uh.... well.. it was the chess club..... but dude Nerds rule the world! I mean look at Bill Gates!.. nevermind..
2:28 PM May 17th
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hmm sounds fair I guess. I was state champion in high school! This should be cake.. Mofesto ask- You great fighter?!?
2:27 PM May 17th
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Mofesto say... YES! Get to Idol without dying!
2:25 PM May 17th
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anyone questions??? YES!!!!!! Joel has one.. is there anything in this tha doesn't lead to death?!
2:24 PM May 17th
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Mofesto say... if a warrior steps on same stone on the path.. you battle to the death....
2:23 PM May 17th
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if you cheat. you die
2:22 PM May 17th
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there is a path that leads to the idol. you must only step on stone leadin to path. Anyone who steps off, dies.
2:22 PM May 17th
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- Name Joel Payne Explorer
- Location A tiny angry world
- Web http://www.Pillag...
- Bio The worlds first Micro-Massive Multiplayer RPG Comedy and improv'd live twitter screenplay
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