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  1. If the executives that led the way to the recession are "looking for work elsewhere" because of pay caps, who actualy loses? 11:05 AM Dec 11th from web
  2. On TV today: a woman who used her crock pot every day for a year and wrote a book about it. Result: womankind is set back 85 years. 12:59 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. I often curse utter destruction on objects I bump into. I rarely follow through on this threat. 1:58 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Sorry Nationwide, there is no such thing as an insurance company that is "on your side." 9:51 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  5. If I visited an apartment advertised as a "sunny 2BR" when it rains, can I prosecute the owners for false advertising? 11:27 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. I admire Nutella's tagline--use this chocolate-laiden sugary spread on something healthy, and your kids will eat it. 8:13 PM Oct 30th from txt
  7. Why the carbon monoxide detector must beep to indicate a low battery only at ungodly hours of the morning is my newest unsolved mystery. 7:38 PM Oct 18th from web
  8. Finding a spider nesting in one of my dress shirts is now my most horrifying morning experience. 6:49 AM Oct 5th from txt
  9. My commute to work this morning saw the fulfillment of my mean-looking cop quota for the day. 5:33 AM Sep 28th from txt
  10. "Stink Bugs" holds the number ten spot in Yahoo's most popular searches today. Somehow this disappoints me. 8:32 AM Sep 24th from txt
  11. "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" is the most profound argument against homeschooling children. 5:40 PM Sep 18th from txt
  12. A bike is necessary for distances too far to walk, but embarrassingly close to justify driving to. 7:10 AM Sep 18th from txt
  13. An occasional epiphany occurs when you see one picture of a guy who never called you back and you realize...he's gay. 12:19 PM Sep 12th from web
  14. The winner of the "Too Much Information" in a Facebook update: Reporting on the status of your husband's vasectomy. 6:41 PM Sep 9th from web
  15. @LindsayDuVin Whoa. The idea there is that someone will actually buy that stuff, too. 6:21 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to LindsayDuVin
  16. I've been greeted by an "Out to Lunch" sign with an expiration of 15 minutes ago at the dentist's office. 11:18 AM Aug 24th from txt
  17. Route 4 is being repaved. Either that or I am wistfully hallucinating. 7:16 AM Aug 21st from web
  18. The fact that two out of three cats understand what the overhead fan is for when activated impresses me. 7:59 PM Aug 16th from web
  19. I am innundated by evidence that a rogue group of construction workers are randomly digging up Route 4. 4:16 PM Jul 27th from web
  20. Bird stuck in the bush outside -- 2. Anne the cat -- 0. 7:41 PM Jul 14th from txt